Do I get all three tacos or just one?
Same question, it does:change my decision, Im just curious.
I’m concerned about time. Specifically, would I have time to save all 3 tacos and ensure that the other options perish in that fire? Shouldn’t waste the golden opportunity of having 3 shitheads in a burning room by allowing any margin for survival.
Jam the taco into the lock. Y’know, just to make sure.
Take one taco, the three stooges can fight over the last two while you get out.
I had the same question but it doesn’t really matter
Not a fan of tacos at all, but I’ll save them for someone who is.
I’ll probably give them to an immigrant or homeless person just to make it that little sweeter.
Not a fan of tacos at all
Do you live in a place with terrible Mexican food?
I live in a place with basically NO Mexican food.
ETA: I’m pretty much not familiar with Mexican cuisine.
I live in a place with basically NO Mexican food.
If you can call that living.
The only food you really need is Indian food.
Now this I can agree with.
I think saying this in America’s west / south west is a felony.
Maybe, but if even if you only take food from north America into consideration mexican food is still second place to Cajun/creole food…
Louisiana might agree with you, but the rest of North America would probably fight you on that. Nachos are a staple of every single sporting stadium here.
Which country? You need some good Mexican food ASAP
Sadly that seems to describe most of Europe. I would love to try some proper Mexican food. But according to people who had it they haven’t found a place here that makes good stuff.
I’m not comfortable sharing that info, but I’ve tried some Mexican food in my travels. Wasn’t bad, but I doubt it was authentic.
I went to a Mexican restaurant in Terra Haute once.
They used Ragu as enchilada sauce.
This has killed my spirit a little.
London, UK. Been to a taco place, and a Burrito place or two. Underwhelmed.
Any fellow Londoners care to recommend a decent Mexican place? There must be some here.
Wahaca?
This is a horrible Sophie’s choice. There are three tacos how can I pick only one of them
Scarf down one, double hold the other two, leaving the other hand free to navigate out of the room.
Eat two of them right away and save the third one!
Luckily, they’re all in a plate. Take the plate take them all. Bar the door on the way out.
You mean I get to watch them burn alive and eat tacos? Where’s the wrong decision?
Eating tacos that were alone in a room with the world’s likeliest rapists
But they wouldn’t fuck a taco. Would they?
Dude, not even sofas are safe.
I’m starting to understand why vampires prefer to feed on virgins.
I’m just saying, if you were going to eat a
sandwichtaco, you would enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.
They wouldn’t fuck a sofa, would they?
Can only read this like “you wouldn’t steal car”
None of them are half as interesting as that, but I am 100% confident that if two of them saw the other one roofie-ing a taco, they would instantly recognize the act and abide it.
Animals, roofied tacos aren’t even satisfying.
If they played limp bizkid with the taco I would still take one for the team and eat it just so they could burn
You have the heart of a hero
I save JD (couchfucker) Vance so I can beat him to death with my bare hands.
He’s got such a punchable face. But then again, they all do.
I was gonna save JD Vance and then sell him to Peter Thiel but I like yours better.
You can’t sell things to their owner.
Well the tacoes are already in my hands because I was the one stating the fire when I saw who was in the room and I wanted some snacks while watching it burn down.
Do I have to act immediately? Pausing for a bit would put some nice color on those tacos.
Just admit it, you want to watch all 4 get a slight char don’t you?
Only one would be improved by merely a slight char.
I hate cilantro…
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I pick the tacos
I would grab and shake JD violently to get his attention, then ask him to listen very carefully is there any tzatziki sauce ?
As much as I’d like to save the tacos, my hands would be too busy holding the doors closed keeping all 5 of use inside.
I remember replying on my census form that 2 people live here: myself and that burrito I need to throw out…
Only one taco? Not fair.
Take the tacos al carbon and leave the pinche cabrónes to carbonize in the fire.
¡Órale!
Cilantro and dead animal? Gross. I’ll take that tho.
Clearly, we must, for the good of mankind, choose the most intelligent of the four.
Tacos.
Give it a second, the tacos will be better warmed up.
