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Lady Butterfly to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 29 days ago

Every night...

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Every night...

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  • @Gutek8134@lemmy.world
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    21•29 days ago

    Objects in motion tend to stay in motion.

    Objects at rest tend to stay at rest.

    • @Hexarei@programming.dev
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      8•29 days ago

      Are you objectifying me??

      Most people pay for that privilege

    • @Cavemanfreak@lemm.ee
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      1•28 days ago

      Reminds me of this fucking banger. (Flying - Half Man Half Bull).

  • @i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    8•29 days ago

    I’m already doing the thing. I do not wish to exert the effort to do the other thing. Fuck the ramifications.

    ramifications arrive

    How could this have happened?

    • SkaveRat
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      7•28 days ago

  • @cRazi_man@lemm.ee
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    7•29 days ago

    Revenge procrastination

  • lurch (he/him)
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    5•29 days ago

    Put screen over bed to combine and twist all problems into a giant horror.

    • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      1•28 days ago

      That’s what phones are for.

      • lurch (he/him)
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        2•28 days ago

        and then, while nodding off, you drop the phone right on your face. no thanks 😅

        • @rocketpoweredredneck@sh.itjust.works
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          2•21 days ago

          Sleep on your side, drop you phone on the floor instead!

  • @projectsquared@lemmy.world
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    2•28 days ago

    Me: if I go to bed tomorrow comes.

  • @Sunsofold@lemmings.world
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    1•27 days ago

    That’s life on an employer’s schedule. You have to sleep. Only because you have to adhere to someone else’s schedule do you have to go to sleep at a set time. If you could work whenever you wanted, you could choose when to sleep, when to wake, when to work, etc.

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