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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 8 days ago

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  • @uservoid1@lemmy.world
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    35•8 days ago

    A-G-L-E-T

    • "no" bananaOP
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      14•8 days ago

      Friendship: POSSIBLE

    • UltraHamster64
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      13•8 days ago

      I know this because of phineas and ferb

      • @buddascrayon@lemmy.world
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        2•8 days ago

        Justice League Unlimited, animated series from the mid aughts, for me. The Question played by Jeffrey Combs was amazing!

        • Secret-Music
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          2•8 days ago

          Exactly what I was thinking of. I’d still like to know what the real, sinister purpose of aglets are.

          • @OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
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            2•8 days ago

            They break down faster than your shoe string and spread microplastics. Just my guess.

    • snooggums
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      4•8 days ago

      I am reminded of this term about once a year and then promptly forget because it never comes up except in internet memes.

    • @grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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      -6•8 days ago

      It’s actually an eyelet

      • @AliasVortex@lemmy.world
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        5•8 days ago

        Nah, eyelet is the hole that your lace (and aglet) goes through.

        • @grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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          -2•8 days ago

          I prefer my truth

          • @papalonian@lemmy.world
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            6•8 days ago

            “I reject your reality, and substitute my own.”

  • @betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    32•8 days ago

    Shoelace foreskins.

  • @HerrVorragend@lemmy.world
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    29•8 days ago

    Schnürsenkelendungskappe

    • @expatriado@lemmy.world
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      12•8 days ago

      isn’t 3 am yet

      • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝
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        18•8 days ago

        Nobody expects the Kommentblitzkrieg

      • Maeve
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        3•8 days ago

        My German friend loved that when I showed them.

    • Karyoplasma
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      5•8 days ago

      Korrekt ist Nadel. Wenn sie aus Metall ist, kann man auch Pinke dazu sagen.

      • @Strider@lemmy.world
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        1•8 days ago

        Ich dachte es wäre immer Pinke.

    • "no" bananaOP
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      8 days ago

      friendship: TYSKA

    • @LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de
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      1•8 days ago

      Senkelblech

  • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    25•8 days ago

    Are you kidding me? Has usb D dropped already??

  • sunnie
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    19•8 days ago

    food. given how much i chew on them

    • @glitch1985@lemmy.world
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      1•8 days ago

      Are you a cat? Who chews on their shoelaces?

  • Ginny [they/she]
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    17•8 days ago

    Yet another example of the US being under the thumb of big agletculture.

  • @Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world
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    17•8 days ago

    “The plastic tips at the end of shoe laces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister.”

    • rockerface 🇺🇦
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      3•8 days ago

      Their purpose is to be a component for Hermes Boots

  • L3ft_F13ld!
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    14•8 days ago

    Those are the ends of what are called shoelaces, friend.

    • "no" bananaOP
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      5•8 days ago

      Friendship: DENIED

      • L3ft_F13ld!
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        1•8 days ago

        Damn, I was joking and now I’m at -1. Should’ve added the /s I guess.

        More seriously, aren’t those called aglets? Always forget the name when I want to remember it.

        • @AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net
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          1•8 days ago

          "Always forget the name when I want to remember it. "

          Is that a problem you run into regularly?

  • @tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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    14•8 days ago

    Ah, but once you know of the aglets, do you know what you put the aglets through? Maybe you should be friends with people who don’t know aglets but do know the word for the holes

    • t҉̠̙ǵ̣̞̄ͪ͜x̸̱͚̳ͫ͐̑̈ͯͣ̚n̒͌҉͉̦̜̝ͅ
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      10•8 days ago

      Ooiiieee not my eyelet holes.

      • thermal_shock
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        5•8 days ago

        I’m the only one that can have eyeholes

        Whack

        • Ginny [they/she]
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          3•8 days ago

          It’s worth the risk. They melt in your mouth! They’re delicious!

  • Capt. Wolf
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    13•8 days ago

    The Simpsons told me what an aglet is years ago.

    The question is, do you know what this is?

    • @PlaidBaron@lemmy.world
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      10•8 days ago

      An awl? Am I missing something?

      • Capt. Wolf
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        3•8 days ago

        Home Improvement is where I learned that, hence the picture of Wilson, who’s the one who brought it up.

    • @usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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      8•8 days ago

      Alrighty neighbour

      (Awl, neighbour (Wilson) to the right)

    • linkinkampf19 🖤🩶🤍💜🇺🇦
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      4•8 days ago

      That’s a Wilson.

    • @Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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      8 days ago

      For specialized pokey tools, my favorite is the regulator. The only thing handier than a regulator is two regulators.

    • @AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net
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      1•8 days ago

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFDcoX7s6rE

      🎵I want it awl, I want it awl, I want it awl, and I want it now🎵

      (The song that gets stuck in my head whenever I use an awl)

    • @Blooper@lemmynsfw.com
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      1•8 days ago

      Icepick

    • @terminhell@lemmy.world
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      1•8 days ago

      Augur

  • @bodaciousFern@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I don’t know the name but I can tell you how sad they make me when they break and tear off and you have to use a lighter on the now extremely frayed end(s) of your shoelace for just a few seconds, and then pinch off the flame just lightly burning your fingies while molding the shoelace end into a cohesive black carcinogen.

    Source: I am cheap

    • @Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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      6•8 days ago

      Aglets. Now you know.

  • @Etterra@discuss.online
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    12•8 days ago

    Those are shoe laces. They help keep your shoes on your feet.

  • @MTK@lemmy.world
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    12•8 days ago

    Lace nipples

  • @TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
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    10•8 days ago

    Really?! No one posted it?

    • @BmeBenji@lemm.ee
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      1•8 days ago

      Thanks. This is what I was looking for

  • @Phen@lemmy.eco.br
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    10•8 days ago

    Do I get a pass if English is not my first language?

    No, before now I did not know the name for it in my first language either.

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