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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago

Anon is the Sandwich Man

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Anon is the Sandwich Man

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago
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  • @TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

    • @Outwit1294@lemmy.today
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      51•1 month ago

      Then the other person is gay, not anon. That’s how it works, right?

      • @TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

        • @snoons@lemmy.ca
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          36•1 month ago

          but if you make your mouth look like a loose butt hole, that’s gay right?

          • @TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world
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            deleted by creator

            • Lka1988
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              15•1 month ago

              Whayyy are you G A E

            • @snoons@lemmy.ca
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              4•1 month ago

              • @TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world
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                deleted by creator

                • @snoons@lemmy.ca
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                  1•1 month ago

                  ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

          • @PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space
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            2•1 month ago

            I don’t know, ask Kevin Spacey.

        • @SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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      • southsamurai
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        Look, it’s only gay if you like it. You can get railed every night at the club in the bathroom, but if you don’t like it, it isn’t gay.

        • @Outwit1294@lemmy.today
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          I will try not liking it.

          • southsamurai
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            5•1 month ago

            Stay strong homie!

    • IndiBrony
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      I’m seeing so many new accounts right now. Is this the mass migration from lemm.ee?

      • southsamurai
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        39•1 month ago

        I dunno, but I’d say all the other slim shadys were just imitating

        • @Onionguy@lemm.ee
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          14•1 month ago

          we’re gonnahave a problem here…

      • @Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf
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        17•1 month ago

        Maybe from slrpnk? The whole instance is down until mid July.

        • SeekPie
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          16•1 month ago

          Probably both

      • @SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip
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        8•1 month ago

        Lemm.ee refugee here!

      • @50shadesofautism@lemmy.zip
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        5•1 month ago

        Hello

    • @InputZero@lemmy.world
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      4•1 month ago

      I read this as if Eminem had said it. Keep it trashy you psychopath.

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    120•1 month ago

    Wholesome greentext. OP is based.

    • mosiacmango
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      73•1 month ago

      Mutual aid in a nutshell.

    • Cethin
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      5•1 month ago

      Yeah, except he thinks this is a gang instead of just what happens when people respect each other in society and work together.

  • @blindbunny@lemmy.ml
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    56•1 month ago

    I guess this is mutual aid. More like food rescue.

  • Owl
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    Did I just read a good greentext ?

    • @OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml
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      Don’t forget it’s fake (anon doesn’t have a job) and gay (anon is dreaming about having a gang of homeless guys around him)

      • @Lawnman23@lemmy.world
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        https://youtu.be/HEQTUSmob1Q

  • Estradiol Enjoyer
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    47•1 month ago

    that’s not a “street gang” it’s called mutual aid. This is a really inspiring story. We keep us safe.

    • console.log(bathing_in_bismuth)
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      3•29 days ago

      Street gang sounds cooler

  • @caboose2006@lemm.ee
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    41•1 month ago

    You showed them humanity when most of the world doesn’t. Of course they have your back.

  • @gaja@lemm.ee
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    The golden age of capitalism: False scarcity and criminalized benevolence.

  • @MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    c/aboringdystopia because here shops usually sell the leftover stuff cheaper at evening and spend to soup kitchen and similiar.

    • @belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Spenden ist btw donate, nicht spend ^^

      • @MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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        Freudscher, uh, slipper?

  • @TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works
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    24•1 month ago

    He’s Morpheus from john Wick

  • @owl@infosec.pub
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    21•1 month ago

    How to start a mafia with zero $

  • @kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Socialism in a nutshell:

    • console.log(bathing_in_bismuth)
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      1•29 days ago

      Who is the mugger and who is the police? Who owns the store? Who said store can’t sell old bread? Who enforces that?

      • @kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        What? You’re taking this way too literally

  • zoey
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    13•1 month ago

    Which board are these short stories usually on?

    • @AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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      32•1 month ago

      We can’t tell you because then you’ll go there and we can’t have that on our conscience.

      • @uuldika@lemmy.ml
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        7•1 month ago

        if only all the greentexts were so wholesome as this.

    • /home/pineapplelover
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      I was once like you, went on 4chan and it was full of porn and racists. There’s no one specific board for this, you have to sift through the endless garbage to find these stories.

      • @fuzzzerd@programming.dev
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        Which is why these gain traction on link aggregators, because someone else did the hard work of sifting through the crap.

    • @Soulg@ani.social
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      Dunno if there’s a new one for these but they generally are on /b/ or any of the other ones that are related to the subject matter i.e. cooking or anime

    • @rapchee@lemmy.world
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      1•1 month ago

      it’s not unlikely that this was made with some greentext image generator.
      i thought i had a link, in some other conversation somebody provided one before, but now i can’t find it

  • Destide
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    9•1 month ago

    He has eyes everywhere

  • @RecipeForHate1@lemmy.ml
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    3•1 month ago

    The Bear

    Richie is the guy

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