The person who empties the urine bag has entered the chat!
Purple urine bag syndrome?
Edit: well damn, totally a thing https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_urine_bag_syndrome
The first person to experience that, along with their doctors, must’ve been freaking the fuck out lmao
Mmmhm, mmmhm… I know some of these words!
Let’s from a rainbow just from piss alone!
It is pride month
REALLY have to see a doctor (or you ate a few too many beets).
Beets: come for the dirty hose hose water taste, stay for the fear of death after bathroom trips!
Or took AZO.
No such thing as too many beets, I’m afraid
Why are you afraid? Don’t be scared
Yellow-green to light green = monster on an empty stomach.
(the drink, not the creature)
B vitamins right? Certain vitamin supplements will give you some neon pee too
Also one too many hand grenades on bourbon street (1 is too many)
Beets
I read it as bees.
Please do not the bees.
Lyka pro
Wasn’t that the fancy camera Jamie had in Eurotrip? 🤔
Also: The lime green section just means you’ve drank a Monster or two before peeing. That shit always turn my pee into radioactive green. It even glows!
My piss is always crystal clear.
(I’m the drink too much water part of the chart)
Purple: See a doctor and let your son be regent.
(I like to keep my references fresh and relevant)
So what is the normal pee color? Light green?
Transparent, very slightly yellow-ish. Depends on what you drunk, ate, if you’re sick or not etc.
Edit: but as with all things in life, pee can be as varied as people are. “Normal” for someone could be “seek immediate attention” to others. Also, even the colors on the right side of the wheel happen.
If your piss is blue or purple, you probably have porphyria. It also means you need to go see a doctor.
Or it means you’ve been seeing one, are probably in ICU and you’ve been given mega doses of some B vitamins to help your blood pressure… at least that’s why my pee was purple
What if it comes out that color that researchers discovered that you can only see by shining lasers in your eyes?
Ha-ha ha-ha-ha, now you’re blind!
(asdfmovie)
