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Quokka to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 days ago

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  • @acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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    The worst she can say is “NO”.

    • @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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      The worst she can do is find your holodeck recreation of her.

      • @ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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        With AI being the default search tool now, it would make sense to have an AI assistant assume the identity of the search subject to explain technical matters.

        • BarqsHasBite
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          The first version was closer.

  • @mothersprotege@lemm.ee
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    The way I heard this joke as a kid was,

    “How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway* bag?”

    “I dunno, how?”

    “You take the ‘S’ out of Safe, and the ‘f’ out of way!”

    Then you would hope they actually arrived at the punchline, but you’d often have to prompt them a bit.

    *Safeway is a regional American supermarket chain

    • @Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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      I don’t get it.

      Ahh, nevermind.

    • @Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Safeway used to be in England as well

    • @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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      My introduction to the internet was finding a page of elephant jokes. I will never laugh that hard ever again.

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