This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).
Here’s the full video.
Fox News viewers would need the concept of “sharing” explained to them first.
Sharing is a type of communism, of course.
Get that damn code Communism out of my country! No more Forking or Cloning! No more importing libraries either! We’re going to build a big beautiful firewall and export all the unsigned binaries. Make Assembly Great Again! And no terminating projects because apps begin at compilation.
Don’t tell them breathing is communism then
We’re all sharing the same communal air? Tragedy of the commons. Someone must privatise it immediately!
That’s why Elmu wants to go to Mars.
What you do with your thoughts and prayers when another dozen children are massacred. BY RIFLES. WHILE THEY WERE UNDER ADULT SUPERVISION. AT A SCHOOL.
“reposotory”
Good news! It’s a suppository.
sopposotory
Sopposotoro
Soppozuuuuuuuuuu !!!
The suppository of all knowledge
I’m surprised they didn’t sneak in a swipe about open source being a socialist conspiracy to undermine American ingenuity.
This physically hurts me.
It doesn’t matter. None of faux news viewers can read.
What the hell? If they just asked ChatGPT it would have been much better:
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Repository: A folder of project files on the internet.
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Fork: Your own copy of that folder to make changes.
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Pull Request: A way to ask, “Can my changes go back into the original folder?”
To be fair ChatGPT didn’t exist 12 years ago.
Oh yeah, I overlooked that detail.
Spell-check did though.
The Fox News intern probably didn’t need a ton of water and the energy of a small country just to be trained, though.
Human needs more water and less energy, yes.
Get desalination plants and a closed loop manufacturing process and all you need to care about is energy.
Isn’t facebook trying to buy a nuclear power plant?
They might even be trying to get an enrichment plant while they are at it, who knows?
*reposortory(sic)
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And people say LLMs will degrade our collective knowledge lol
they both will
“forked” when you push broken code to prod at 5 on a Friday.
“CI” - “Come In” which is what your boss says when they ask for a meeting after you thought it was fine for that one line change to skip CI and it broke something
Why is the headline in quotes?
Because of “reasons”
Because trashy people never saw Austin Powers and updated their use of quotation marks to denote sarcasm.
Quotation marks were historically used to add emphasis to text, the way asterisks are used today. Old people who refuse to change and don’t realize their way of writing is actively making fun of themselves still use them this way. These are also the people who watch Fox.
Quotation marks we’re historically used …
Meh. I am in my late sixties, and that was never proper usage. These people were merely always illiterate.
It’s valid usage if you go waaay back, i.e. centuries. You also see it in some late 19th/early 20th century newsprint and ads.
“Scare quotes” definitely precede Austin Powers, though that may have spurred a rise in popularity of the usage. (Also, “trashy people never saw Austin Powers” is honestly a pretty weird statement, IMO.)
That said, in this case, arguably the quotes are appropriate, because “the github dictionary” isn’t something that happened (i.e. a headline), but a thing they’ve made up.
Yeah, there was a whole Chris Farley bit with them. So you can figure where the end point of that is.
Like most stuff with Mike Meyers, by the time he included it, it was kind of cringe.
Scare quotes are used informally, but it’s not proper usage like a “news” channel should be doing. Which, fair enough, it’s Fox “News.” But it’s already larger text and all caps - why is more emphasis necessary?
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Then it should be THE GITHUB “DICTIONARY.”
No, because the thing they are naming is “The Github Dictionary”; they’re not applying scare-quotes to the word “dictionary” implying that what they’ve written is not really a “dictionary”.
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If these were answers for a high school test it would get a D or something for correctness. I can’t believe an adult, a journalist no less, could be so off.
Its a bit charitable to call fox news journalists.
*repository, jeniuses
Fact-checking is one thing, but they didn’t even spell-check.
I’m almost more irritated by the use of two hyphens instead of a colon after the first definition. They just didn’t give a shit really.
Well, – you see – a colon can never follow quotation marks, in traditional typography: only ever two hyphens~
I’m sure they could have afforded an em dash.
Issue: Form of insult common to this community
I wonder More why was github on tv
This was when they either went public or were bought by microsoft iirc.
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