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@return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 days ago

Trump Promotes $249 Fragrance With Gold Statue of Him On Bottle: ‘Enjoy, Have Fun, And Keep Winning!’

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Trump Promotes $249 Fragrance With Gold Statue of Him On Bottle: ‘Enjoy, Have Fun, And Keep Winning!’

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@return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 days ago
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President Trump promoted a limited edition, self-branded fragrance with a gold statue of him on the bottle, urging supporters to "get one for your loved ones."
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  • John Richard
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    48•11 days ago

    What does the Bible say about those who worship golden statues?

    • LousyCornMuffins
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      20•11 days ago

      Yeehaw git’r’dun bake the steak boy howdy?

    • @Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
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      7•10 days ago

      Don’t worry, the target audience is people who can’t read.

      • @A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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        3•9 days ago

        Target Audience is people who don’t give a flying fuck about the bible or the brown socialist terrorist inside it

        You know, the majority of American “Christians”

  • @Windex007@lemmy.world
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    39•11 days ago

    RIP to the ER staff in deep red states being subjected to whatever stories they’re gonna hear.

    • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      24•11 days ago

      deep red states

      At least the base is flared.

  • @WatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    22•11 days ago

    So can we assume it smells like some combination of stale bronzer, McDonalds, flop sweat and ass?

    • @obvs@lemmy.world
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      9•11 days ago

      Oh it’s definitely gonna smell like some asses.

  • @peteyestee@feddit.org
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    Americans = QVC shoppers.

    It’s like his demographic is people that buy diet pills and insurance from daytime tv commercials.

  • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    18•11 days ago

    LOL, that’s supposed to be him?

    • @Cocodapuf@lemmy.world
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      2•9 days ago

      That’s not him. Where’s the signature ponch?

  • @tal@lemmy.today
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    The fragrance is available in two versions – one for men and one for women – and will set back supporters a whopping $249 for each 100ml bottle.

    https://www.opeu.org.br/2024/09/18/a-profile-of-trump-voters-the-demographics-of-his-maga-enthusiasts/

    A Profile of Trump Voters: The Demographics of his MAGA Enthusiasts and Their Relationship to Him

    In their majority they tend to be white, male, and mainly older, are highly conservative, support traditional values such as religion and proud patriotism, are less likely to have a college degree, are more likely to be rural or small town-based and lower-income

    I dunno if $250 bottles of cologne is highly aligned with what Trump’s demographic wants, but I suppose he has more experience in brand building than I have.

    • @YourAvgMortal@lemmy.world
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      8•11 days ago

      It’s going to flop, but that’s ok because they only bought one lot from the Chinese factory

  • @Almonds@mander.xyz
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    I don’t think Trump has ever had that body shape. It’s weird that he both signed it and put “his” likeness on it when he isn’t the kind of famous person that people normally want either of those things from

    • @I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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      22•11 days ago

      It should be doing the weird Trump Lean

      • @Almonds@mander.xyz
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        7•11 days ago

        That would be iconic!

        He is incapable of that though

  • @BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz
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    12•11 days ago

    If it DOESNT smell like DIRTY DIAPER I’m going to be ANGRY but Still vote for Trump again!

  • @auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    10•10 days ago

    The writers this season aren’t even trying anymore.

  • LousyCornMuffins
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    8•11 days ago

    So it’s expensive Axe

    • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      8•11 days ago

      Axespensive

  • @huppakee@feddit.nl
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    6•11 days ago

    Before you know it there will be a Trump fan shop in every city, selling his parfume and other nonsense. Then they’ll conquer the rest of the market: ‘gold’ side tables, ‘gold’ doormats, ‘gold’ bread knives, ‘gold’ salami, ‘gold’ olives, ‘gold’ potatoes, ‘gold’ paperclips, ‘gold’ sunglasses, ‘gold’ flip-flops, you name it. All with his head on it. And of course that signature 45-47 lettering. Super exclusive.

  • @ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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    6•10 days ago

    That is not a statue of him.

  • @A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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    5•9 days ago

    Oh look, hes pushing yet another Golden Idol…

  • Maeve
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    5•11 days ago

    Does it smell like a combination of Old Spice and English Leather?

    • nocturne
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      11•11 days ago

      Naw it is dirty diapers and beef grease

      • LousyCornMuffins
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        3•11 days ago

        Shush dude that’s my retirement plan right there

      • Zier
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        You forgot the twice fried KFC and room temperature ketchup.

  • Zier
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    5•10 days ago

    Why is that statue shiny orange???

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