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Hellfire103 to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 days ago

[Non-News] An official US Government account posted this

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Hellfire103 to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 days ago
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An official US Government account posted this

https://edition.cnn.com/2025/07/01/us/what-is-alligator-alcatraz-florida

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  • @Lupo@lemmy.world
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    25•10 days ago

    I’d pay money to watch an ICE agent try to put a hat on an alligator

    • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      5•10 days ago

      What? That’s crazy talk! How could you watch that…without popcorn???

      POPCORN! GET’CHER POPCORN HERE! CAN’T WATCH A FASCIST MEET HIS END WITHOUT DELICIOUS BUTTERY SALTY POPCORN!

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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        2•10 days ago

        They did say they’d pay so presumably there’d be some production value to the affair. I’m seeing a Roman theme, along the lines of “Christians to the lions”.

    • @MangoCats@feddit.it
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      2•10 days ago

      Photo made with AI, and that’s not Alligator Intelligence.

      • FuglyDuck
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        Still. Both Lupo and I would pay money to see them try and put a hat on a gator.

  • BeBopALouie
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    15•10 days ago

    Alligator Auschwitz

  • @andros_rex@lemmy.world
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    13•10 days ago

    If you have ever thought about what you would do during Nazi Germany, it is whatever you are doing now.

  • Zier
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    12•10 days ago

    So the lizard people (republicans) are finally going to shed their ‘human’ skin and reveal themselves?

  • @GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works
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    12•10 days ago

    Wouldn’t work because alligators brains are too big to work for ICE.

    • AmbiguousProps
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      6•10 days ago

      They also aren’t ashamed or scared to show their faces.

  • renzhexiangjiao
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    12•10 days ago

    well that’s an insult to the alligators. I doubt they want to have anything to do with those nazis

  • @foggy@lemmy.world
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    A fraction of your tax dollars went to finding and paying the employee who would ultimately create this image on the clock.

    • @JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world
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      3•10 days ago

      Yeah but we saved Gaza! Only we didn’t.

  • @saltesc@lemmy.world
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    6•10 days ago

    Hugo Boss did much better uniforms.

    • @jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      3•10 days ago

      This was Hugo Bass, from the fish and wildlife dept.

  • TXL
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    3•10 days ago

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator_Alcatraz

  • Bizzle
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    2•9 days ago

    Why are these alligators better identified than real ice

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