Cum
Ass is a terrible name for a pet.
But pussy isn’t!
Guinea pig.
Found the Peruvian. 😅
Guinea Pig.
Cuy!
Friggin delicious.
Dang and I thought I was original.
Fun fact for future readers, Guinea Pigs are some of the first domesticated animals specialized for food.
Antidepressants
Nice
Mini wheats isn’t a terrible name for a guinea pig
It’s awesome, actually, like a pun on the sound they make.
Mini Wheeks
He’s called 30mgGummy??
40 minutes later, how you doing pal?
I be good, thanks for checking in. I am old. It’s medicine now.
I’m in the same boat. Just got a 10mg thc-p gummie, was warned by the dude at the store to look into it and don’t eat the whole thing. Thank God I listened to him, cause I took less than a quarter and was put down like a rabid dog. I was good for like two or three hours, talking with my mom visiting on vacation and an old family friend. But as soon as I stopped interacting I laid down on the couch and was there for the rest of the night. Still felt a little loopy the next day too.
I feel like getting asked that by a giant frowny face is a bad vibe lol
I don’t see it as a frowny face but now it’s smaller :)
5 guys burger with two patties, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, and bbq sauce on a brioche bun (order number 44)
Ass.
Username checks out
Happy cake day!
Look at cute little Ibuprofin!
Your mom
👌
Guinea Pig.
Hi Adobo 🥰
I literally just ate a huge burrito sold as “the space shuttle”. How about Mr. Shuttle?