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marighost to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 19 days ago

Oatmeal

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Oatmeal

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marighost to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 19 days ago
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  • @jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    26•19 days ago

    Cum

  • barnaclebutt
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    16•19 days ago

    Ass is a terrible name for a pet.

    • @FuckFascism@lemmy.world
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      7•19 days ago

      But pussy isn’t!

  • @Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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    14•19 days ago

    Guinea pig.

    • @BenLeMan@lemmy.world
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      1•18 days ago

      Found the Peruvian. 😅

  • @Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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    12•19 days ago

    Guinea Pig.

    • Clay_pidgin
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      4•19 days ago

      Cuy!

    • @Krauerking@lemy.lol
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      2•19 days ago

      Friggin delicious.

    • @finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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      1•18 days ago

      Dang and I thought I was original.

      Fun fact for future readers, Guinea Pigs are some of the first domesticated animals specialized for food.

  • @m4xie@lemmy.ca
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    12•19 days ago

    Antidepressants

    • @flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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      2•19 days ago

      Nice

  • Krafty Kactus
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    10•19 days ago

    Mini wheats isn’t a terrible name for a guinea pig

    • Punkie
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      5•19 days ago

      It’s awesome, actually, like a pun on the sound they make.

      • @DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        1•19 days ago

        Mini Wheeks

  • @fubarx@lemmy.world
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    10•19 days ago

  • BeBopALouie
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    9•19 days ago

    He’s called 30mgGummy??

    • marighostOP
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      7•19 days ago

      40 minutes later, how you doing pal?

      • BeBopALouie
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        5•19 days ago

        I be good, thanks for checking in. I am old. It’s medicine now.

        • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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          2•19 days ago

          I’m in the same boat. Just got a 10mg thc-p gummie, was warned by the dude at the store to look into it and don’t eat the whole thing. Thank God I listened to him, cause I took less than a quarter and was put down like a rabid dog. I was good for like two or three hours, talking with my mom visiting on vacation and an old family friend. But as soon as I stopped interacting I laid down on the couch and was there for the rest of the night. Still felt a little loopy the next day too.

      • @Donkter@lemmy.world
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        1•19 days ago

        I feel like getting asked that by a giant frowny face is a bad vibe lol

        • marighostOP
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          1•19 days ago

          I don’t see it as a frowny face but now it’s smaller :)

  • @Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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    7•19 days ago

    5 guys burger with two patties, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, and bbq sauce on a brioche bun (order number 44)

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    7•19 days ago

    Ass.

    • kbobabob
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      19 days ago

      Username checks out

      Happy cake day!

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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    6•19 days ago

    Look at cute little Ibuprofin!

  • fox2263
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    6•19 days ago

    Your mom

    • @INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone
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      1•19 days ago

      👌

  • @finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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    5•18 days ago

    Guinea Pig.

  • @hubobes@sh.itjust.works
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    5•19 days ago

    Hi Adobo 🥰

  • @altphoto@lemmy.today
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    4•19 days ago

    I literally just ate a huge burrito sold as “the space shuttle”. How about Mr. Shuttle?

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