Mr Lil Dick Energy
How do you get accurate polygraph results when the subject is laughing the entire time?
There is no such thing as accurate polygraph results regardless of the circumstances. They’re pseudo-science baloney.
It’s about intimidation, not results.
I mean, unironically, this is what polygraphs exist to accomplish. They aren’t reliable instruments and a lot of the “results” boil down to a technician trying to figure out if your heart rate increase or sweaty palms are a result of you lying or the AC in the room not running properly.
By the time someone’s decided to strap you into a ploygraph machine, you’re already “guilty” in their eyes. They’re just looking for an excuse to slam the book on you.
But if anyone knows that already, it’s FBI staff.
Right? If any group would know and understand that polygraphs are bullshit, it’s fucking FBI employeees
You don’t have to polygraph me, I’m being mean
If I wasn’t being mean about my boss beforehand, I would most definitely start being mean after he subjected me to a polygraph about it
When I found out my boss had secret audio listening in the shop is when I started talking true endless shit about him out loud to others. Gonna snoop, find out the truth.
Shitty? Yes. Petty? Also yes.
If I was a the polygrapher I would put unique shapes on the graph after polygraphing this sensitive little moron. “This dick shaped line right here is self explanatory. The problem is you.”
Trump, kash, hegseth, bongino, bondi. All these idiots are just immature children. We’ve got people with the mindset of middle school cliques and popularity contests running our government and the most powerful military in the world.
What a sad little coward.
