“This is the one I wore when I got shot. Did you ever get shot? I figured since you’re fighting a war… no? Well that’s alright. Not everybody has what it takes”
I choose to believe this is what he actually said
He should say it on live TV
one day we will have to productive capacity to make these in america
“These are my trophies. From Army.”
The seal is for (other people’s lack of) marksmanship
“And we end the tour with the merch store. You look like a ‘4 more years’ man, just 69,99 or free after signing over the mineral rights to your entire country. Any takers?”
Salesman at the WhiteHouse grift shop trying to make a sale to tourists.
People tell me, “why dont you have a blue hat Donnie? The display would be so much more patriotic.” And I tell them, no. Blue is for Democrat losers. I want to eventually make the flag just white and red, the two greatest colors
Or better yet, make it red, white, and gold.
See this zelenye? 4more years… thats how long your war and lifespan could extend if you wear this hat for me for the next four years
lmao there’s a golden MAGA hat in the little shrine to himself between them too
I wonder if he is genuinely this unimaginative despite being tacky as fuck or if every single person trying to suck up to him with gifts is this braindead
I wonder if he is genuinely this unimaginative despite being tacky as fuck or if every single person trying to suck up to him with gifts is this braindead
little bit of column a little bit of column b.
“I’ll give you a good deal on this one, 10% off your text tariff”
Who’s the guy behind the ZeLoser?
No news sources bring him up it seems, they only mention Macron and Zelensky. My guess is that it’s just one of the White House aides.
circlejerk
You see Z it’s all about the merchandising. 
where the real money of the grift is made.Originally I wanted Red White and Blue, but Miller stepped in and said MAKE IT BLACK!
And so said Stephen Stephen, no one is going to see the letters on a black background.
BLOOD AND SOIL BLOOD AND SOIL! NO QUARTER! KILL EM ALL! BLOOD AND SOOOO…OIL!OK, ok. Sheesh… he turned beet red like blood and started to so-oil his pants… I mean that sounds tough! A real passionate one here. My supporters love flying the all black AMERICAN flag so why not? They sell like hotcakes man!
Where’s your slogans, your brand? You gotta cash in on this because I tell ya, it ain’t going to last forever…although one can wish right?
And that’s my finest china.
American reindustrialization
I’m honestly surprised he’s spending enough time in the White House this term to bother renovating it
If he’s gonna live there the rest of his life, he might as well make it feel like home
Mar-a-Lago is the winter white house
