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hexaflexagonbear [he/him] to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish • 2 years ago

They gave me a hate name – Eve Fartlow.

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They gave me a hate name – Eve Fartlow.

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hexaflexagonbear [he/him] to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • BeamBrain [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The best part of sticking her with the nickname Eve Fartlow is that she can’t complain about it without sounding ridiculous

    • booty [he/him]
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      It’s so fucking juvenile and stupid that even being mad about it sounds absurd. Honestly the perfect nickname for bullying.

      • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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        79•2 years ago

        It’s like having a Twitter feud with a 4 year old and losing

  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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    118•2 years ago

    No one cared who I was until I reverberated the ass.

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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      64•2 years ago

      If I pull that finger, will you die?

      • emizeko [they/them]
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        56•2 years ago

        it would be extremely stinky… for you

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      :michael-laugh:

    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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      39•2 years ago

      You’re laughing. People are making fart jokes at the Zionist and you’re laughing.

  • thirtymilliondeadfish [she/her]
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    105•2 years ago

    they fart low, we fart high

    • BigHaas [he/him]
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      35•2 years ago

      I like to squat when I fart so I fart low unfortunately

  • thelastaxolotl [he/him]M
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    98•2 years ago

    free-palestine

    • Romeo [he/him]
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      30•2 years ago

      Another Slammer classic.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    98•2 years ago

    She’s still bent out of shape over Fartlow.

    • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]OP
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      110•2 years ago

      Might be the most successful insult since that guy calling Brett Stephens a bedbug.

      • Lovely_sombrero [he/him]
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        62•2 years ago

        The beadbug tweet got the literal president of the US involved, lmao. The Chapo segment on that situation was also great.

      • carpoftruth [any, any]
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        Rofl thank you for reminding me of this. A fucking bedbug

        I bet he’s been frothingfash this whole month.

        Rofl this parody account still exists https://x.com/BretStephen_NYT

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3XokuiujY8 chapo bit on it with matt felix virgil

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    87•2 years ago

    I never backed down.

    But…

    Who can reply?

    Accounts @Eve_Barlow follows or mentioned can reply

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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      64•2 years ago

      Not backing down, not owned, not shrinking into a corncob

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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        31•2 years ago

        Cob Fartlow?

    • Poison_Ivy [comrade/them]
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      17•2 years ago

      Cmon fartlow unlock your comments jeffa….we aint gonna jump you

  • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]
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    85•2 years ago

    I forgot that her actual last name isn’t Fartlow michael-laugh

    • Nakoichi [they/them]M
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      29•2 years ago

      lmao yeah I was like who is this person name rings a bell but looks off.

  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]OP
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    85•2 years ago

    • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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      20•2 years ago

      SIS PLEASE

  • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
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    70•2 years ago

    I was advocating to graduate her to a more wounding insult, like Eva Braunlow, assuming this had stopped hurting her.

    Dr Moreau crossed this woman with a goddamn glass frog.

  • take_five_seconds [he/him, any]
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    58•2 years ago

    absolutely what she was called in high school

  • KittyBobo [he/him, comrade/them]
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    56•2 years ago

    You chose to eat beans. But I was born farting, molded by it.

  • mar_k [he/him]
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    55•2 years ago

    • cricbuzz [he/him]
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      19•2 years ago

      the only good thing melon-musk run twitter did was adding the community notes feature

  • StellarTabi [none/use name]
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    54•2 years ago

    IDK who this is but I’m curious on the factual nature of the allegedly fake incriminating tweets lmao

    • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]
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      56•2 years ago

      Here you go!

      • emizeko [they/them]
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        44•2 years ago

        Latino butt heat

        my stomach hurts and I think I need to lie down

        • @Rascabin@lemmy.ml
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          28•2 years ago

          Latinos are hot though

        • autismdragon [he/him, they/them]
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          18•2 years ago

          RIP Eddie Guerrero!!!

        • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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          6•2 years ago

          Lie on your left side to let the farts out

      • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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        11•2 years ago

        Latino Butt Heat

        Good fusion buttrock title, intensely weird thing to care about otherwise

      • @HornyOnMain@hexbear.net
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        deleted by creator

        • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]
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          13•2 years ago

          Oh yeah it’s definitely fake

    • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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      55•2 years ago

      She’s the most hilarious, ridiculous Zionist. She’s the origin of the free-palestine meme. Truly deranged and unserious.

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    54•2 years ago

    They fart low, we fart high!

  • iridaniotter [she/her]
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    51•2 years ago

    IT’S REAL

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