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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

Beans

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Beans

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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • @_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz
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    43•2 years ago

    The most disturbing part is the hotdog’s urethra.

    • no bananaOP
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      21•2 years ago

      Hotdog Urethra is my new username. No one steal it.

      • Che Banana
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        7•2 years ago

        Banana sounding in the Hotdog Urethra

    • TWeaK
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      10•2 years ago

      I know right? That totally isn’t big enough for beans.

      • ivanafterall
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        8•2 years ago

        Just gotta suck harder. The little forceful ejection plop into your mouth is half the fun, like boba tea.

        • no bananaOP
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          4•2 years ago

          Actually that was the whole hotdog slurping down my throat

          • Darth_Mew
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            3•2 years ago

            what that glizzy canyon do?

          • @_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz
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            2•2 years ago

            Fastest hot dog shooter at the trailer park

            • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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              1•2 years ago

              Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

              Fastest hot dog shooter at the trailer park

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    • @4am@lemm.ee
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      4•2 years ago

      That’s the Glizzy Straw, homie. Perfected by fans of the NY Yankees.

  • OctopusKurwa
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    15•2 years ago

    Threw up in my mouth a bit 👎

    • no bananaOP
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      9•2 years ago

      👍

  • ryan213
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    8•2 years ago

    Please let that be one of those “Is it Cake” things!

  • Ansel
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    8•2 years ago

    This is so cursed

    • @flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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      1•2 years ago

      Holy shit, that’s escalating, homes…

  • chillbo_baggins
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    7•2 years ago

    Hotdog straw

  • @ClydeT1984@lemmy.world
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    7•2 years ago

    British people

    • @AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world
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      7•2 years ago

      Those beans don’t look the right colour to be British, ours are in a kind of tomato sauce.

      Maybe America? Americans are pretty degenerate and I can see them going for “sweet brown sugar sauce” so it checks out…

      • @affiliate@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        at least we don’t put them on pizza

        • KSP Atlas
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          4•2 years ago

          Ive never seen anyone do it apart from like 1 picture online

          • @affiliate@lemmy.world
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            2•2 years ago

            i saw them do it on the great british baking show and the judges said it was delicious

        • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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          2•2 years ago

          I don’t think anyone does that tbh

    • @Blackmist@feddit.uk
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      2•2 years ago

      This is British beans and sausages.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    7•2 years ago

    😟

  • @TootSweet@lemmy.world
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    7•2 years ago

    !foodcrimes@midwest.social

  • @Yadaran@feddit.de
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    6•2 years ago

    • no bananaOP
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      3•2 years ago

      Magnificent

      • @Yadaran@feddit.de
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        5•2 years ago

        Schlong Island Ice Tea

  • @FeetinMashedPotatoes@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    British mfers be like: “OI gov nothing beats a classic bekfast like me ma used to make”

    • @MashedTech@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      Do they eat pizza with honey? Nutella with salt? Pancakes with soup? Minced steak with dull water?

  • gon [he]
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    5•2 years ago

    Ooh vegetarian!

    • no bananaOP
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      5•2 years ago

      Brown sug sauce

  • @proper@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    you never had a cuppa beans, man?

  • Random_Character_A
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    4•2 years ago

    Single man birthday?

  • Justin
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    4•2 years ago

    I can tell this is from Texas. That is Food Club brand baked beans from Brookshire Brothers

  • Flying SquidM
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    2•2 years ago

    Oh, we’re back to beans are we? Fine. I’m still not clear on whether this is a bean or a pea. And don’t give me any scientific crap about that because they say tomatoes are a fruit, but you wouldn’t put them in a fruit salad, would you?

    Also, walnuts are, according to stupid scientists, not nuts. THEN WHY ARE THEY CALLED WALNUTS, SCIENTISTS? Checkmate.

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