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@realitista@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

Just the essentials

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Just the essentials

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@realitista@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • The Giant Korean
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    61•2 years ago

    Plot twist: the aliens’ one weakness is lavender oil.

    • @joelfromaus@aussie.zone
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      14•2 years ago

      The Signs school of Chekhov’s gun. Water. More water. Water everywhere! Oh no! Aliens! I wonder what their weakness is 😉

      • @Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world
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        3•2 years ago

        This made me chuckle

    • XbSuper
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      8•2 years ago

      Is that what it says? I couldn’t read it and thought it said lemonade.

      • The Giant Korean
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        9•2 years ago

        Yep, says lavender oil.

  • @Godnroc@lemmy.world
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    35•2 years ago

    The essential SUPPLIES not the essential oils!

    • @Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      “What’s this? I said, take only what you need to survive.”

      “My industrial-strength hair dryer. And I can’t live without it!!”

  • @PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee
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    28•2 years ago

    She looks so satisfied with herself.

  • IninewCrow
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    22•2 years ago

    In the event of an apocalypse and you do happen to pack a great bag of actual essentials … someone bigger stronger and with a gun is going to murder you for it.

    • @trslim@pawb.social
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      19•2 years ago

      That’s why you also pack a gun? Size doesn’t really matter if you have one.

      • @Katana314@lemmy.world
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        9•2 years ago

        A gun would add some serious weight to your pack, which would often mean you don’t cover ground as easily.

        It’d be fun to see an apocalypse where everyone packed a gun to steal from everyone else but no one packed any food.

        • @elrik@lemmy.world
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          6•2 years ago

          I’m pretty sure this describes some areas in the US.

        • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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          4•2 years ago

          So you eat the other people. Simple.

          Also, bring a pistol. Those aren’t very heavy.

          • @Katana314@lemmy.world
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            1•2 years ago

            Are they? I’ll admit, my experience is limited but it’s seemed to me even pistols are a considerable weight, especially compared to other survival/camping supplies.

            • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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              3•2 years ago

              Depends what you consider considerable. For example Glock G19 is 855 g (30.16 oz) with a full magazine, to me that doesn’t seem much. Especially if you consider how valuable of a tool it could be. Hopefully you’d have at least twice that weight in water alone.

            • @Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee
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              1•2 years ago

              Yeah, if you’ve ever done some serious hiking you know you wouldn’t want to haul around a gun. Also, imagine being in a shootout while wearing a massive backpack.

            • @qarbone@lemmy.world
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              1•2 years ago

              1.5 lbs, loaded, on average. Even I overestimated by quite a lot but it still wouldn’t have made a major difference.

              How the hell heavy did you think guns were? Were you adding on the mental weight of being able to easily take a life? Because that traditionally does convert to mass very readily.

    • @pastermil@sh.itjust.works
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      4•2 years ago

      That’s why you trade them out for some big guns.

  • Otter
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    13•2 years ago

    Well, there aren’t any working toilets anymore

    Maybe this will help with the smell

  • Ghost33313
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    11•2 years ago

    Should have grabbed the olive oil.

    • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      but olive oil isn’t prized for its essence

      • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        Essence of garlic bread.

  • galacticDust
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    6•2 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vFWzQVrwpY

    • @AtariDump@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      Take only what you need to survive.

    • Sundray
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      1•2 years ago

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