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Posadas [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish • 2 years ago

IF THE UR_WRONG_ABOUT_V22 ACCOUNT HOLDER INFRONT OF YOU DIES IN A V22 CRASH, YOU PICKUP THAT ACCOUNT AND GET IN THE V22

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IF THE UR_WRONG_ABOUT_V22 ACCOUNT HOLDER INFRONT OF YOU DIES IN A V22 CRASH, YOU PICKUP THAT ACCOUNT AND GET IN THE V22

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Posadas [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    68•2 years ago

    Instead of cursing the piece of shit flophouse planecopter that killed her husband she doubles down and becomes the osprey defender herself.

    • DoiDoi [comrade/them, he/him]
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      55•2 years ago

      Sign of a pretty strong relationship tbh. Probably shouldn’t have gotten on an Osprey if they wanted to keep that going.

    • envis10n [he/him]
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      34•2 years ago

      astronaut-1

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      I still kind of wonder if it’s just one of the longest bits ever

      Become known enough as a defender of the thing, then pretend to die and be the spouse that takes the account over

  • oktherebuddy [he/him]
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    holy shit this might actually be the funniest fucking thing to happen all year

    look at this comment chain https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/186s1kc/at_least_one_dead_as_us_osprey_aircraft_crashes/kbp9dr0/?context=3

    • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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      21•2 years ago

      Our sincerest condolences for your loss, we on r/NonCredibleDefense will miss him as well. michael-laugh

    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]B
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      11•2 years ago

      A Reddit link was detected in your comment. Here are links to the same location on Teddit and Libreddit, which are Reddit frontends that protect your privacy.

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    • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]
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      Lol it’s fail rate is x2 as bad as the black hawks and x6-x12 as bad as the cargo planes, but they deliberately rank by fatalities instead. When a cargo plane crashes, almost a hundred people die. When a V-22 crashes, less than a dozen die. Ergo it’s roughly as safe as a cargo jet.

      A more honest rate would multiple flight hours by number of personnel on each flight. If you get on a V-22 you’re chance of dying skyrockets compared to being on a C-130.

      edit: found a nerd who points this out: https://www.reddit.com/r/Helicopters/comments/18cre08/comment/kcd6zsb

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  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    55•2 years ago

    If I’m ever killed in a tragic Communism accident, I hope that my wife will pick up my Hexbear account and double down on how awesome Communism is.

    • huf [he/him]
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      29•2 years ago

      buried under an avalanche of lenin’s collected works in hardcover…

      • @PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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        16•2 years ago

        55 books around 25-30 kg, so it would be pretty hard to be buried under them. And English edition is smaller since afaik it’s based on earlier Soviet one, and they grown by the edition since more documents were found.

        • huf [he/him]
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          18•2 years ago

          this is sizeism, what if i’m a nac mac feegle?

          • @PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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            Due to their compression, you would barely even feel it and could undig yourself immediately.

        • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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          14•2 years ago

          Being such a hardcore ML that I consider moving Comrade Lenin’s writings to be a form of revisionism, I accept my fate.

        • kristina [she/her]
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          9•2 years ago

          Giant family Bible but it’s all the collected works of lenin

        • star_wraith [he/him]
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          3•2 years ago

          Collected works of Lenin PLUS the 50 or so books in the Marx Engels Collected Works all in one HUGE book!

          • @PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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            That’s 39 books, and don’t forget collected Stalin works, he got them too, albeit only 13 books. Adding to Lenin that’s 107 books, 450+ pages per book on average

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    54•2 years ago

    I haven’t been on Reddit in some time, but the urge to create an I_WAS_WRONG_ABOUT_V22 account is real

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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      4•2 years ago

      :palpatine-dewit:

  • Ildsaye [they/them]
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    40•2 years ago

    Get in the fucking V-22shinji-screm

  • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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    39•2 years ago

    maybe he should have spent more time reading the manual and less time raging out on Reddit about TrueAnon posters mocking the V22 and he’d still be alive lmao

  • Lovely_sombrero [he/him]
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    It really is the Stalingrad of people having bad opinions.

  • WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]
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    37•2 years ago

    Surely this is a bit lmao

    • Beaver [he/him]
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      41•2 years ago

      It’s just too on the nose. If it’s real, it’s legit one of the funniest terminally online moments of all time.

      • WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]
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        20•2 years ago

        If it’s real, it’s legit one of the funniest terminally online moments of all time.

        Indeed

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        16•2 years ago

        I choose to believe it’s real.

  • Weedian [he/him]
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    35•2 years ago

    farquaad-point

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    I guess you could say HE_WAS_WRONG_ABOUT_V22

  • ICEMAN [he/him]
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    30•2 years ago

    I remember arguing with him! He should have lisened to me.

  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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    29•2 years ago

    That account had to be someone from Boeing or paid by the US military to post, we know Reddit is full of astroturf fedposting

    Good timing after I made fun of this toyetic death machine yesterday too

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    28•2 years ago

    Just wish it had been the IOF tank nerd

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      Soon

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    25•2 years ago

    you-think-this-is-funny

    • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]
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      5•2 years ago

      Absolutely. Russian Roulette advocate killed in tragic and completely unforseen Russian Roulette accident

  • @TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net
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    23•2 years ago

    VTOLs won’t be cool until they have jet thrusters instead of propellers

    • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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      7•2 years ago

      Have you herd of the Harrier and F-35?

      • @TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net
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        lol let me re-phrase: its not a really cool sci-fi VTOL without 2 or more crazy jet-thrusters rotating on wing/struts

        obviously the MIG-21 is the apex of fixed wing aircraft design (until we start putting robot legs on jets at least) and these western designs are techno-heresy.

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