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Stamets to tumblr@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

That was painful...

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That was painful...

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Stamets to tumblr@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • @Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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    43•2 years ago

    Even the commenter trying to be worse failed

    • @casmael@startrek.website
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      17•2 years ago

      Frfr (no cap)

      • @mack7400@lemmy.world
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        13•2 years ago

        P sus fam ngl

        • Dr. Coomer
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          8•2 years ago

          You weirdly got it right.

        • SokathHisEyesOpen
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          3•2 years ago

          At least yours is legitimate slang. The comic is just a bunch of buzzwords in regular sentences.

          • Captain Aggravated
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            3•2 years ago

            At the very least they’re used correctly, the author seems to know what those words mean at least.

    • @NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      I thought I had a stroke.

    • @jettrscga@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      What’s a bop? I can’t tell if that’s actual slang or one of the joke ones like WIFI.

      • @doctordevice@lemm.ee
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        12•2 years ago

        Pretty sure they mean a song (alternatively, “bopper”). Specifically an upbeat one that makes you want to dance.

        The context of Limewire points to this too.

        • @Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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          3•2 years ago

          Yup, exactly

  • @ExfilBravo@lemmy.world
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    28•2 years ago

  • @N0body@sh.itjust.works
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    19•2 years ago

    Come on, Hashtag, geotag your retweeeted stream from the app in the cloud. All the cool kids are doing it.

    • @TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee
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      6•2 years ago

      My homies certainly!

  • Bonje
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    17•2 years ago

    level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board

    • @Tischkante@discuss.tchncs.de
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      5•2 years ago

      You threw your whole bussy out for that comment.

    • @Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Oh god, it’s happening to me
      I genuinely don’t understand half the words in this comment
      Is this what turning 30 feels like?

      • Canadian_Cabinet
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        4•2 years ago

        Man I’m 23 and don’t even know if this is English. Help.

        • @KevonLooney@lemm.ee
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          2•2 years ago

          Smash that like button my rizzy. Bet.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    16•2 years ago

    “Have you streamed this yet?” Is a phrase I’ve heard real people say when talking directly to a streamer.

  • @can@sh.itjust.works
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    12•2 years ago

    I need to know the context of this image.

    • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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      18•2 years ago

      Farthest back example I could find is this. Apparently it’s from a textbook?

      • pewter
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        9•2 years ago

        I found this sociology textbook that has unquoted similar text. https://online.flipbuilder.com/jeru/zjef/index.html#p=60

        I think one book plagiarized the other.

        • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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          6•2 years ago

          Or it could be a different edition. Is the image supposed to convey that kids use slang? And is that supposed to be some sort of revelation?

          • pewter
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            5•2 years ago

            More reasonable and more likely explanation. I wonder if they got rid of the image or added it in a new edition.

  • Stern
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    7•2 years ago

    have you skibbidied that fanum tax with your rizz?

  • @spudwart@spudwart.com
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    5•2 years ago

    How the “smart sciency computer people” in 90’s comics and 2000’s cartoons talk.

    • SokathHisEyesOpen
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      4•2 years ago

      When I was younger I’d just ramble off a bunch of computer part names and people thought I was the smartest computer nerd in the world. I was like, these are just the parts that make up your computer, dummies.

  • @Fave@lemmy.world
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    3•2 years ago

    Honestly sounds a bit like my management :D

  • Erika2rsis
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    3•2 years ago

    This is basically just Skwerl but for “young people who are good with computers” slang

  • @Fleur__@lemmy.world
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    2•2 years ago

    Why can I understand all this

  • @GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world
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    How millennials think young people talk

    • @datelmd5sum@lemmy.world
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      17•2 years ago

      As a millenial it’s weird how the generations before us are completely tech illiterate, but also the generation after us. Fuck me, the zoomers are getting stepper machines, thinking they’re somehow good and a new thing.

      • @CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world
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        3•2 years ago

        And it is our own fault. We’ve made much of the stuff zoomers are using. By us black boxing everything in order to make it easier, the zoomers have become insanely tech illiterate

      • @vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works
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        It’s weird feeling like we’re sandwiched in the middle of tech illiteracy. Like, yo, I can’t hold the whole tech stack up myself. You guys gotta learn how to “use the Internet” too.

        My sister in law is almost 10 years younger and can’t even get Plex running on her Apple TV. Wtf?!

        • @AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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          1•1 year ago

          I obviously haven’t tried it but I would not be at all surprised to learn that it was unsupported. I don’t use Plex but I’ve yet to see anything other than an Android TV box support either Jellyfin or Kodi. The companies that make these things are catching on

      • Zelda Goats
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        1•1 year ago

        Shout out to all my Generation X peeps–the first generation to spend our teenage/young adult years on the Internet. We still laugh at our Boomer parents who don’t know anything about technology. Now we kinda roll our eyes and say “whatever” to all the younger folks who think that we don’t either.

    • 🔍🦘🛎
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      14•2 years ago

      There’s no way this image isn’t from 10+ years ago. It’s definitely Boomers writing Millenials

    • vortic
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      12•2 years ago

      Okay, according wikipedia I’m considered to be an early Millennial. Even I know that this sounds like it was written by a Boomer. The kind of Boomer who owns a phone but turns it off after they’re done with their scheduled phone call because they don’t want to drain the battery.

      • @SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        2•2 years ago

        And then everyone gets mad at them because they’re never reachable and causes problems lmao.

        Yeah, you hit the nail on that one!

    • El Barto
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      10•2 years ago

      Bro, I’m GenX and even I know GenZ peeps don’t talk like this.

    • @phorq@lemmy.ml
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      4•2 years ago

      As a millennial, I’d just like to say… #totes #NapoleonDynamite

      • @nandeEbisu@lemmy.world
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        4•2 years ago

        You forgot the fortnite dance.

        • @phorq@lemmy.ml
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          1•2 years ago

          I prefer saying biweekly dance.

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