• Orphie Baby
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      2 years ago

      One of my very best friends also said that. He wanted to eat a tree star because the movie made them look amazing.


      ♪ Young man! There are leaves all around

      I say: young man! Eat a leaf off the ground

      I say: young man! Won’t it make a cool sound

      When you

      Stuff

      It

      In

      Your

      Leaf hole ♪

      • @elscallr@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        When I was a kid I ate a lot of leaves trying to find a tree star leaf.

        Tree leaves taste terrible pretty much in general.

  • Toaster
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    52 years ago

    110% it would be anything the cat chefs cook up in Monster Hunter World. Those animations always got me hungry.

  • @xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world
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    42 years ago

    I always wanted the food stick that Yoda took from Luke.

    Something about a self contained meal always appealed to me.

  • Eochaid
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    02 years ago

    Why is it that so much of the internet wants to stick a tongue in an asshole? You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower. You’re literally eating shit. Which is a great way to get wierd diseases or start involuntary vomit attacks in a supposedly sexy moment.

    You know what’s better than ass? You know what tastes better and is self cleaning and an actual pleasure center? Pussy.

    You deserve a finer dining experience. Eat pussy instead.

    • @eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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      12 years ago

      You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower.

      TIL I’m a porn star. I guess that’s a promotion from slut?

      I do agree with you about the disease thing; I use a dental dam when the mood strikes me.

      I think it’s an age thing, my friends in their 20s are evangelists for ass eating, my fwb keeps asking me to let him do it, it’s kind of out of nowhere for me.

  • Hofmaimaier
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    Pietro, a man of wise decisions.
    But I want the egg sandwich with worms fry had once.
    Futurama; Parasites Lost; season 3, episode 2