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Stamets to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 2 years ago

In a heartbeat

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In a heartbeat

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Stamets to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 2 years ago
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  • @HeckGazer@programming.dev
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    96•2 years ago

    • @RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Hot damn.

    • @XTornado@lemmy.ml
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      Where I have to signups for that?

  • @XOXOX@lemmy.world
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    Suddenly the dog’s balls are back and the room is filled with bitches and biscuits.

  • @saltesc@lemmy.world
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    me: [petting my dog] hey buddy you’ve got two wishes

    dog: I wanna go to the lake!

    me: but that’s what we do every after- no, wait!

    genie: granted!

    me at lake 45 mins ahead of schedule: buddy, you got to make this count. think about it fir-

    dog: I want my other master here

    wife: [appears] huh? wtf, I was just finishing up and going to head to you guys, why are we at the lake early?

  • @DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works
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    “I wish for death to all cats and that literally the entire universe was bacon.” -Dog

    “No! Not like that!” -Owner if they weren’t now bacon

  • @klemptor@startrek.website
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    13•2 years ago

    Aww… :'(

    My lil old lady would probably wish 1) to be young again and then 2) for me to throw the squeaky ball

  • @problematicPanther@lemmy.world
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    Beef. Cheese.

  • Herr Woland
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    “Sausage!.. squirrel!”

  • lettruthout
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    7•2 years ago

    The genie should grant the guy two more wished for this.

  • @GombeenSysadmin@lemmy.world
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    PSA: never do this with a cat

  • @XOXOX@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

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