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balderdash to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Existentialist Spagett

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Existentialist Spagett

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balderdash to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @Osix@lemmy.world
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    30•1 year ago

    I encourage everyone to experiment like this. Go ahead, make your Nutelletti. Take one bite, realize it’s awful then hastily consume the rest of your failure over the sink in shame.

    • @rmuk@feddit.uk
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      4•1 year ago

      I prefer a running shower but you do you.

      • @INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone
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        2•1 year ago

        I will too, crying in a foetal heap, mourning over culinary mistakes.

        • @rmuk@feddit.uk
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          1•1 year ago

          More like sweating with pleasure, but you do you.

          • @INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone
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            1•1 year ago

            Go on.

    • @littlecolt@lemm.ee
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      2•1 year ago

      It won’t be awful, though. Pasta desserts are delicious.

  • Kusuriya
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    18•1 year ago

    Both are Italian, Ill allow it!

    • @undercrust@lemmy.ca
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      9•1 year ago

      Indeed, it’s a fine Italian meal

  • @Nikls94@lemmy.world
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    18•1 year ago

    Add powdered sugar. Do it.

    • MacN'Cheezus
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      3•1 year ago

      Whipped cream would probably go well with it too

      • @Nikls94@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        That‘s gonna be gourmet AF. Maybe even a little curd for some freshness.

        • MacN'Cheezus
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          3•1 year ago

          Mascarpone maybe? You know, to keep it Italian.

      • @INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone
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        1•1 year ago

        Throw in a couple strawberrys, baby you got your self some nutteli fruitballs.

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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      1•1 year ago

      Also mix some plum jam into the spaghetti.

  • @Jimbo@yiffit.net
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    14•1 year ago

    You say that now but one day the gods will smite you in anger

  • @Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    8•1 year ago

    Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should!

  • @olutukko@lemmy.world
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    7•1 year ago

    I tried this icecram topping sauce on chips yesterday. It was horrible. But now I know for sure

    • @Aggravationstation@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      1000011812

  • Neato
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    5•1 year ago

    Don’t knock it till you tried it.

    Jello Spaghetti

    Diet Coke Spaghetti

    • @pete_the_cat@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      Amazing.

  • jelloeater
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    5•1 year ago

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooo…ooooooooooooooooooooooo…ooooooooooooooooo…ooo…oo.o.

  • @Lojcs@lemm.ee
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    4•1 year ago

    Feels this could work actually

    • @fidodo@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      It’s just carbs and a sweet sauce.

  • Random_Character_A
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    3•1 year ago

    Good god man. You are talking about universal Armageddon.

  • Smuuthbrane
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    1 year ago

    Plot twist: it’s not noodles, it’s gagh.

  • Justas🇱🇹
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    1•1 year ago

    Vanilla ice cream goes well with black olives and I will die on that hill.

    • balderdashOP
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      3•1 year ago

      So you have chosen death…

  • @afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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    1•1 year ago

    all things are lawful for me, but not all things edify.

  • 𝔇𝔦𝔬
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    -9•1 year ago

    Vulgar. >;\

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