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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Guard of the Awwderworld

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Guard of the Awwderworld

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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • Krafty Kactus
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    Seeing as the dachshund was bred in the 1600s, I don’t think Greek mythology would have included it. It would be like saying the trojan war might have had muskets because the Iliad doesn’t say they didn’t have them.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      • @Jerkface@lemmy.world
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        I don’t understand how that is the most upvoted comment in the thread? Like, is that supposed to be facetious? What the fuck is wrong with Lemmy?

        • Eager Eagle
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          it reminds me of my first days here - for some reason I was rolling my eyes reading the comments of every other post, then things gradually got better.

          • @ONRYO@feddit.ch
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            No you became one of them or your standards just became low.

            • Eager Eagle
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              7•1 year ago

    • @Schmuppes@lemmy.world
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      if we’re gonna be smartasses in this comment section, the proper spelling is Dachshund. “Dachs” is German for badger, “Hund” is German for, well, dog.

    • Ricky Rigatoni
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      People who fact check jokes should have their commenting privileges removed.

  • @abbadon420@lemm.ee
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    41•1 year ago

    Yeah we do

    • @flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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      9•1 year ago

      That’s fucking awesome! I hope doggo is having a great time

      • @Schmuppes@lemmy.world
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        Sure looks like it.

  • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒
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    No, but a popular internet theory has his name meaning “spotted one” and whether or not it’s actually entomologically true, is always a fun thought. To think a god of the underworld played fetch with spot, the goodest multi-headed boi

    • @Tangent5280@lemmy.world
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      So a dalmation of some sort?

    • cheesymoonshadow
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      Not trying to be an ass, but I’m pretty sure you meant etymologically. Entomology is the study of insects.

      • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒
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        You’re right lol

  • @elvith@feddit.de
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    No, but everyone knows who’s a good boy! Right? Yes, you are! *pet*, *pet*

    • @BlueLineBae@midwest.social
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      You forgot a “pet”! He has 3 heads!

      • @Flughoernchen@feddit.de
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        The third head is not in mood for a pet just yet, it prefers snackos

      • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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        No, that head was busy sniffing ass and gets no pets. Like always

  • @Holzkohlen@feddit.de
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    A pug. It needs three heads to get enough oxygen into its lungs.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      Every time I see a flat-faced dog, I feel bad for it. None of them can breathe properly. It’s disgusting that they keep getting bred. Let those breeds die out!

  • Pistcow
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  • Sagrotan
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    I thought of him more like a 3-pug-problem

    • @EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world
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      Same with Chihuahuas.

  • @nouben@lemmy.ml
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  • @wabafee@lemmy.world
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    I say Cerberus is actually a Shih tzu. Those cute looking menace will bite you without warning.

  • @x4740N@lemmy.world
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    What about defining features in the mythos that can be traced to certain breeds accounting for avalible dog breeds at the time

    Or what is the most common visual depiction or cerberus

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      It’s not a real dog.

      • @x4740N@lemmy.world
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        There’s still no harm in attempting to identify Cerberus’s breed

      • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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        Prove it!

      • Annoyed_🦀 A
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        Yeah it’s a hot dog.

  • @jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
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    I don’t think they had naming conventions back in the day.

    • @Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml
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      Thank you, you made my brain go down a rabbithole.

      • Flying SquidOPM
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        My dad got the “cave canem” dog mosaic as a coaster when he visited Pompeii. He also put a “cave canem” sign above the dog house, which made most of the people walking by think his name was Cave.

        People don’t know much Latin even in college towns.

      • @jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
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        :O Thanks so much for the link! I was only remembering Beowulf’s dog which (IIRC) was only ever referred to as a war-dog.

  • StrikerM
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    Cerebus is an American bully xl

    • @metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub
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      Hey, no kerberoasting.

      • @flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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        Love this reference

    • @huginn@feddit.it
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      Cerberus is a puggadoodle with cropped ears

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