- cross-posted to:
- offbeat@lemmy.ca
- cross-posted to:
- offbeat@lemmy.ca
Go Denmark 🇩🇰🎉
… good job?
Can we get a cutaway to Taylor Swift’s reaction?
Everyone said it couldn’t be done. I’m grateful to be alive to witness it.
Certainly one to tell the grandkids about when describing the wonders of The Before Times when, if you could dream it and you worked hard enough, the possibilities were endless.
Somebody light them up please
Is it a stroke? Or could it be the 68 lit matches up your nose? 5 warning signs that what you smell burning might be worse than you imagined. More at 11
Number 4 will shock you!
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I have no clue what you deleted, but I’m upvoting it, Ben! I know you’d never give me a nasty surprise. Ben Dover and openness go together like hot dogs and buns. Some say you’ve got a you’ve got a broken sense of humor; I say it’s fractured, but whole.
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Anus.
I knew he could do it
I think I could make 69
That’s nice of you to offer. I’ll let him know.
Is this an Olympic event yet?
It’s scheduled for the 2028 Olympics. The Chinese already have training camps where they send promising large hootered children for trails. Only the massively-nostriled make the cut.
But how many creme eggs can he fit up his bum?
Do they not have sharpies in Denmark?
They have Lego but that hurts a lot more getting it up your nose. Apparently.