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ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝M to And Finally...@feddit.ukEnglish • 1 year ago

Danish man sticks 68 matches up his nose for world record

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Danish man sticks 68 matches up his nose for world record

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ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝M to And Finally...@feddit.ukEnglish • 1 year ago
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A Danish man earned an unusual Guinness World Records title when he managed to stuff 68 matchsticks into his nostrils.
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  • Sibbo
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    12•1 year ago

    Go Denmark 🇩🇰🎉

  • @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
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    8•1 year ago

    … good job?

  • @psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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    8•1 year ago

    Can we get a cutaway to Taylor Swift’s reaction?

  • ivanafterall
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    Everyone said it couldn’t be done. I’m grateful to be alive to witness it.

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝OPM
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      5•1 year ago

      Certainly one to tell the grandkids about when describing the wonders of The Before Times when, if you could dream it and you worked hard enough, the possibilities were endless.

  • @wahming
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    6•1 year ago

    Somebody light them up please

    • @thefartographer@lemm.ee
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      Is it a stroke? Or could it be the 68 lit matches up your nose? 5 warning signs that what you smell burning might be worse than you imagined. More at 11

      • @ben_dover@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        Number 4 will shock you!

      • @ben_dover@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

        • @thefartographer@lemm.ee
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          I have no clue what you deleted, but I’m upvoting it, Ben! I know you’d never give me a nasty surprise. Ben Dover and openness go together like hot dogs and buns. Some say you’ve got a you’ve got a broken sense of humor; I say it’s fractured, but whole.

          …

          Anus.

  • @NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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    5•1 year ago

    I knew he could do it

  • NoIWontPickaName
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    I think I could make 69

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝OPM
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      5•1 year ago

      That’s nice of you to offer. I’ll let him know.

  • @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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    4•1 year ago

    Is this an Olympic event yet?

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝OPM
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      3•1 year ago

      It’s scheduled for the 2028 Olympics. The Chinese already have training camps where they send promising large hootered children for trails. Only the massively-nostriled make the cut.

  • GreatAlbatross
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    3•1 year ago

    But how many creme eggs can he fit up his bum?

  • @Overzeetop@beehaw.org
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    2•1 year ago

    Do they not have sharpies in Denmark?

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝OPM
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      2•1 year ago

      They have Lego but that hurts a lot more getting it up your nose. Apparently.

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