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@ickplant@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

Would you?

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  • Kalkaline
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    86•1 year ago

    Gotta get some hype music for the ass whooping you’re about to bring.

    • @Longpork3@lemmy.nz
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      38•1 year ago

      Name your playlist. ‘X Gon give it to ya’ is definitely on there somewhere.

      • BeardedSingleMalt
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        2•1 year ago

        Some Lil Wyte https://youtu.be/2i7JePYi79I

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    • @Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2•1 year ago

      https://youtu.be/tq-hODfHPf0

      Knock knock

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    • @TheFriar@lemm.ee
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      Exactly my thought. Gotta get fuckin ready to go all John wick or John McClane or Jean Claude Van Damme. With the right music maybe even go straight up Jon Hamm on those motherfuckers. Never go full John Cleese, though. And with the wrong music you might show up going John Mayer. Your wife might be into it, but she’d be dead real fast.

  • @Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world
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    58•1 year ago

    I was going to say yes and make a joke about song choice, but then realized that if this were actually happening then I’d probably be too distraught and focused on getting to her to queue up a sound track so was going to say no, but then I realized in my distraught state focing on getting to my kidnapped wife I probably wouldn’t bother to turn off the radio which is always on by default in my car… so basically, yes, I’d be listening to the local radio station at a moderate volume.

    • The Octonaut
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      24•1 year ago

      That’s OK. The local radio is playing Knights of Cidonia and a recent gust short circuited the volume control.

    • LazaroFilm
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      6•1 year ago

      My car automatically starts my music from my phone when I plug it in for GPS. I’d probably be too distraught to turn it off.

  • @PenguBlue@lemmy.ca
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    45•1 year ago

    Yes, the doom soundtrack is on blast and I’m prepping my line that I will mess up and get me killed.

    • @MIDItheKID@lemmy.world
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      9•1 year ago

      Kicks down door

      “I’m here to kick gum and chew… Wait…”

      BLAM BLAM BLAM

      • Pelicanen
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        5•1 year ago

        -Dick Kickem A poorly drawn Duke Nukem quoted as saying "It's time to kick gum and chew ass. And I'm all out of ass" attributed to Dick Kickem

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  • @Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    32•1 year ago

    Life is not an action movie. If that actually happened I wouldn’t be blindly throwing myself in the middle of a group of armed/dangerous guys. I’d be calling the cops (they’re more trained than I am to handle the situation) and freak out hoping nothing bad happens to her.

    • @Coreidan@lemmy.world
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      32•1 year ago

      they’re more trained than I am to handle the situation

      Whoa bold assumption there bud. You might want to recheck your math on that one.

      • @Bill@lemmy.ca
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        12•1 year ago

        Unless he’s not American

        • Johanno
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          7•1 year ago

          In America you just stop by the next gas station and buy a ton of explosives and a machine gun with 30 filled magazines. Then you grab a jerrycan of gasoline and some lighters and the cashier wishes you a nice evening on your party.

      • @Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        7•1 year ago

        We don’t have guns where I’m from, and I don’t have a car. So I’m more likely to get myself killed.

        No no I’m pretty sure the math maths out.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      14•1 year ago

      So, even in your fantasies you’re ineffective and reliant?

      • @Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        3•1 year ago

        Nah, I’m my fantasies I go Rambo style and slice everyone with a tactical knife while wearing a ghillie suit and warpaint, before carrying my wife victoriously in my arms to safety…but that wasn’t the point was it ?

  • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    30•1 year ago

    Nah I chat with the other people in the car.

    Listen I’m down to risk my life to save my wife, but I’m getting a gang together to do it. Going alone is suicide

    • BlueFootedPetey
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      6•1 year ago

      Fucking smart. Thanks for the tip. My car is still playing music cause we need the mood, but now that my brothers are in the car the soundtrack is harder to choose.

      I’m thinking Jeru the Damaja, but whatever those two dickheads can agree on should work.

    • @secret300@lemmy.sdf.org
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      3•1 year ago

      Honestly I’m just bringing the boys cause I know we’re all itching to kick some ass

  • misty
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    22•1 year ago

    I need a hero

    • @NoMoreLurkingToo@startrek.website
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      1 year ago

      For us older folks

    • @Bumblefumble@lemm.ee
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      3•1 year ago

      Yessss, channel your inner Shrek.

  • @bastonia@lemmy.ml
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    22•1 year ago

    Making my way downtown 🎶

  • @loo@lemmy.world
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    20•1 year ago

    Drive soundtrack intensifies

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      3•1 year ago

      I’m going to show you where it’s dark, but have no fear…

  • Cowbee [he/they]
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    18•1 year ago

    Music. Need to perform at my best, after all.

  • KillingTimeItself
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    16•1 year ago

    when did i get a wife and why is she only 30 minutes away from me, and why do i know this?

    Hell i should be asking where i am now.

  • @fin@sh.itjust.works
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    16•1 year ago

    Help is on the waaaaay

    https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=NNWaHH9W-HA&si=xT6PiBVkgYe54yKQ

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  • @jballs@sh.itjust.works
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    15•1 year ago

    I’d probably have an audiobook going. Then when I got there, I would probably have to sit in the car for a few minutes to get to a good stopping point. I’m sure the kidnappers would understand.

  • @MonkderDritte@feddit.de
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    14•1 year ago

    Neither. I’d call the police, they have the experts. We have reliable police here.

    • @Pilferjinx@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      Lucky. Some places kill the caller.

      • @InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        Still a bad ending for the kiddnaper.

    • @Catsrules@lemmy.ml
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      Have you ever watched a movie? Obviously the kidnappers have people on the police force.

  • @ReakDuck@lemmy.ml
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    14•1 year ago

    Nope, conzentration at such stressful situations is important. Also, your adrenaline spikes up making you not even want to have music.

    • @meliaesc@lemmy.world
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      6•1 year ago

      Nah, there’s a reason that drums have been used for war for thousands of years. You need epic battle music.

      • @ReakDuck@lemmy.ml
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        4•1 year ago

        <insert darksouls boss fight music>

      • @crazyCat@sh.itjust.works
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        2•1 year ago

        That’s for getting you pumped up to fight when you don’t want to and would rather just kind of wander off. The situation described, you’re fully engaged without hesitation or choice.

  • Cyrus Draegur
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    14•1 year ago

    Excuse you, I’m driving a rescue mission with my windows UP.

    And the AC is BLASTING.

    • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      8•1 year ago

      AC is BLASTING

      Blast the DC too

      • Cyrus Draegur
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        7•1 year ago

        it’s charging my phone

    • @calabast@lemm.ee
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      7•1 year ago

      “So anyways I started blastin’ [the AC]”

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