monyet.cc
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
HarryLime [any] to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish • 1 year ago

Ladies,,?

hexbear.net

message-square
25
fedilink
105

Ladies,,?

hexbear.net

HarryLime [any] to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish • 1 year ago
message-square
25
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • Angel Mountain
    link
    fedilink
    English
    30•1 year ago

    You gotta push the perineum after the piss. Push out the last piss. Right behind the balls. Push it. Trust me.

    • booty [he/him]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      15•1 year ago

      i see people saying this on the internet sometimes and ive given it a fair shot and i gotta be honest, it simply does not work at all. accomplishes nothing. feels mildly uncomfortable and doesn’t get any extra piss.

      • BasementParty [none/use name]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        10•1 year ago

        Yeah it’s weird. No matter what I do, no matter how long I wait, there’s always still some piss left in there.

        The only thing that works for me is to sit down, stand up again, and then the you can get the last droplets out. I think male anatomy is just like that tbh.

        • @ValenThyme@reddthat.com
          link
          fedilink
          English
          8•1 year ago

          it’s a timeless frustration.

          No matter how I shake and dance, the last two drops go in my pants

          is older than pants

      • Angel Mountain
        link
        fedilink
        English
        1•11 months ago

        What video service is best to upload an instruction video to for this?

    • machiabelly [she/her]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      8•1 year ago

      clear your cannon, fellas

  • iridaniotter [she/her]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    27•1 year ago

    Huge turn-off. I recommend getting The Surgery so it’s no longer an issue.

    • @electric_nan@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      English
      29•1 year ago

      Penis lengthening, so it drips on your sock instead?

      • kristina [she/her]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        15•1 year ago

        no, a giant metal rod down the urethra is the only solution that is acceptable

        • @electric_nan@lemmy.ml
          link
          fedilink
          English
          27•1 year ago

          Well that would make a vas deferens.

        • TBooneChickens [she/her, she/her]
          link
          fedilink
          English
          11•1 year ago

          the first sound plan I’ve seen on here

      • bubbalu [they/them]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        5•1 year ago

        good post!

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    26•1 year ago

    What if we had pee proof underwear, but just for the fellas?

    • SuperZutsuki [they/them]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      18•1 year ago

      Step one on the road to stillsuits

      • @PointAndClique@hexbear.net
        link
        fedilink
        English
        7•
        edit-2
        5 months ago

        deleted by creator

    • Omegamint [comrade/them, doe/deer]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      14•1 year ago

      Oh hell yeah. Like those work shirts that have a water repellant added to them but for your undies?

    • pooberbee (they/she)
      link
      fedilink
      English
      13•1 year ago

      Dude Dipes

    • Owl [he/him]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      12•1 year ago

      or what if there was something like a tiny tampon that you could

  • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    22•1 year ago

    I’m not a lady but I know ladies think piss stains are a TURN ON!!

    Be proud of your piss!

  • frogloom [they/them]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    16•1 year ago

    you gotta give

  • CarbonScored [any]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    16•1 year ago

    You accidentally missed badposting, it’s okay I forgive you

  • TheDoctor [they/them]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    13•1 year ago

    How are dudes going from peeing to being half naked in front of a lady in such a short period of time that the pee is not dry?

    • @electric_nan@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      English
      22•1 year ago

      Can’t be fuckin, with a full bladder.

  • @TheWurstman@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    13•
    edit-2
    10 months ago

    deleted by creator

  • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
    link
    fedilink
    English
    12•
    edit-2
    1 year ago

    Nickel sized? Unacceptable. Get it down to smaller than a dime and we’ll talk about reinstating your bladder privileges

  • liberaldeathsquads [they/them]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    11•1 year ago

    Pisscourse

  • SaniFlush [any, any]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    9•1 year ago

    Oh right, Post Micurial Dribble.

  • ☂️-
    link
    fedilink
    English
    4•
    edit-2
    26 days ago

    deleted by creator

chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

!chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.

No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer

Slop posts go in c/slop. Don’t post low-hanging fruit here.

  • 779 users / day
  • 1.76K users / week
  • 2.76K users / month
  • 5.21K users / 6 months
  • 13.9K subscribers
  • 20.6K Posts
  • 303K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA [he/him]
  • MiraculousMM [he/him, any]
  • Nakoichi [they/them]
  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]
  • PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]
  • ZoomeristLeninist [they/them, she/her]
  • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]
  • sweet_pecan [love/loves, they/them]
  • a_little_red_rat [he/him, comrade/them]
  • khizuo [ze/zir]
  • gaystyleJoker [she/her]
  • thelastaxolotl [he/him]
  • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]
  • Infamousblt [any]
  • Sulvy [he/him, comrade/them]
  • BE: 0.19.3
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org