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@Bloodyashes@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

NSA Orders Employees to Spy on the World “With Dignity and Respect”

theintercept.com

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NSA Orders Employees to Spy on the World “With Dignity and Respect”

theintercept.com

@Bloodyashes@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago
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A rights advocate said, “This is like the CIA putting out a statement saying that going forward they’ll only waterboard people with dignity and respect.”
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  • TXL
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    21•2 years ago

    Translation: don’t get caught, especially in anything that would look bad.

    • FuglyDuck
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      7•2 years ago

      Alternate Translation: “stop uploading all the sex tapes to your personal media servers.”

  • @Hotdogman@lemmy.world
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    9•2 years ago

    Fuck 'em kindly

    • @lntl@lemmy.ml
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      2•2 years ago

      *her gently

  • @getynge@lemmy.world
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    1•2 years ago

    “I’d like you to beat the shit out of my neighbors, but try to be nice about it they’re good people”

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