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The Picard Maneuver to hmmm@lemmy.world • 11 months ago

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  • @Fermion@feddit.nl
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    86•11 months ago

    The crack in the drawer front is really the icing on the cake here.

    • @Plopp@lemmy.world
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      112•11 months ago

      That’s not icing, that’s paint. And it’s not a cake it’s a drawer. Jesus some people on the internet are so dumb smdh

      • @sik0fewl@lemmy.ca
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        59•11 months ago

        I don’t know. I’ve been fooled before… this whole thing could be a cake.

        • @Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml
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          13•11 months ago

          I see you’ve played draw-ee cakey before.

          • @tyler@programming.dev
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            4•11 months ago

            https://youtu.be/LmEdU5eVMWI

            • @Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml
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              4•11 months ago

              I enjoyed that. I’d seen the doorknob one before but not the rest

        • @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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          4•11 months ago

          you go to shake someone’s hand, it comes off. they’re made of cake

          you scream and leap into the arms of another person, you fall onto them and are covered in whipped cream. they’re also made of cake

          you vomit all over yourself, the room is silent, you look at everyone in horror. they’re all made of cake

          you vomit again. it’s whipped cream. you are made of cake

      • @shalafi@lemmy.world
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        8•11 months ago

        So I threw it on the GROUND!

    • @Lag@lemmy.world
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      14•11 months ago

      That’s where they cut the whole cabinet to shrink it. You can see the cut line on the frame of the cabinet and the drawer too.

      • @curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        13•11 months ago

        Yup. Completely the wrong approach, too.

        They would have been better off making it open shelves, as it looks like it’s near a doorway or passthrough, making it open on that side rather than the side the drawer face is currently on.

        Then put a slim door panel or an applique on the cabinet front side to make it look clean.

        I’m sure they had a “very good reason” though.

        • ✺roguetrick✺
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          2•11 months ago

          The reason was the cabinet set came from habitat and they’re flipping this house on the cheap.

          • @curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            4•11 months ago

            Comment still applies.

            They would get more for a kitchen that’s done right, this would (rightfully) make me question all other work done.

            • ✺roguetrick✺
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              4•11 months ago

              make me question all other work done

              You would be very right to do so.

    • @DinosaurSr@programming.dev
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      1•11 months ago

      Haha I thought the crack was on my phone screen

  • @_stranger_@lemmy.world
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    73•11 months ago

    This is the malicious compliance drawer. “sure, we’ll put a drawer there you stupid fuck, no problem”

  • @tektite@slrpnk.net
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    55•11 months ago

    That’s where I keep my Longg Longgg Maaaaan

    • @exanime@lemmy.world
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      10•11 months ago

      Lol, thank you for this

    • @Nomad@lemmy.world
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      8•11 months ago

      That was a wild ride.

  • @lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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    49•11 months ago

    You don’t have a spaghetti drawer?

  • @WoahWoah@lemmy.world
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    38•11 months ago

    THE knife drawer.

    • @lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world
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      22•11 months ago

      Don’t you just hang yours by your toilet?

      • @amenji@programming.dev
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        34•11 months ago

        Maybe that isn’t a problem

        • @Hupf@feddit.org
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          5•11 months ago

          Just how many lids do you need?

          • ivanafterall ☑️
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            12•11 months ago

            Seriously, my kitchen toilet doesn’t even have a lid.

        • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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          2•11 months ago

          Oh hell, I visited an appartement when I was looking to rent in Paris and it had this thing, only you had to pull it forward to get to sit on it. Kitchen was crazy small too.

          Nope :-D

      • @LeSingePuant@lemmy.world
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        1•11 months ago

        The Ol Snicker Slicer

    • @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      1•11 months ago

      for those german swords that are technically knives due to their construction

  • @Rolando@lemmy.world
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    38•11 months ago

    Snake Prison solitary confinement (banned by Geneva Convention.)

  • @robdor@lemmynsfw.com
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    34•11 months ago

    I’d use it for pez

  • @njm1314@lemmy.world
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    32•11 months ago

    That’s your machete drawer

  • NickwithaC
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    24•11 months ago

    I want to see in the little cupboard underneath it.

    • @flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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      11•11 months ago

      Probably great for one chopping board?

      • @RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
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        9•11 months ago

        Or cookie sheets, the cupboard seems tall enough for that. The drawer is just…I’m thinking maybe a bunch of skewers. That’s it.

    • @AA5B@lemmy.world
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      2•11 months ago

      The drawer looks stupid. The cabinet would be great for cutting boards or cookie sheets and could use the extra height …… I’m assuming it’s useful since it doesn’t have the sides of the drawer taking up space.

      Mine is just wide enough for the drawer to be useful but sometimes I want the extra height.

  • @edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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    24•11 months ago

    You guys don’t a have a ruler drawer in your kitchen?

  • @HamsterRage@lemmy.ca
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    24•11 months ago

    Often things like this are intended to be support for something else. Maybe there’s something nearby that’s hinged and can fold down on to it?

    • @legion02@lemmy.world
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      8•11 months ago

      You wouldn’t bother with making it a drawer box in that case.

      • Captain Aggravated
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        5•11 months ago

        You might given the materials you had at hand and the apparent design of the drawer slides.

    • @HamsterRage@lemmy.ca
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      4•11 months ago

      Maybe that’s the design most compatible with the available hardware.

  • @bstix@feddit.dk
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    22•11 months ago

    you put weed in there, close it and open it again.

    • @pirat@lemmy.world
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      25•11 months ago

      Something like this, but for weed?

      1000005993

    • @MrSoup@lemmy.zip
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      11•11 months ago
      • ?
      • Profit
    • @ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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      6•11 months ago

      Herb and spice drawer?

      • @bitchwhore@lemmy.world
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        1•11 months ago

        oh, its for herb alright

  • Tippon
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    22•11 months ago

    That’s clearly the chopstick drawer

    • BougieBirdie
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      15•11 months ago

      That was my first thought!

      My second was, “How do you get them out?”

      • @JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works
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        12•11 months ago

        With another chopstick!

        • @Umthisguy@lemmy.world
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          8•11 months ago

          But how do you get that chopstick out?? There’s no beginning, it’s chopsticks all the way down!

          • @JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works
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            If you run out of chopsticks, there is a way but people may look at you funny… Or pay you on OnlyChopsticks. I don’t judge.

      • @RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        5•11 months ago

        They have to stand upright. Gotta have enough.

  • @uebquauntbez@lemmy.world
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    19•11 months ago

    One drawer full of spaghetti.

  • @bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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    17•11 months ago

    Knife drawer, for someone who doesn’t own many knives

    • @snooggums@midwest.social
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      21•11 months ago

      …and wants to make getting them out dangerous.

      • @bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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        25•11 months ago

        …and wants to make getting them out dangerous exciting.

        FTFY

    • @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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      8•11 months ago

      Or for someone who uses a fucking katana as a kitchen knife.

    • @Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world
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      7•11 months ago

      “can you go get a knife out of my a knife drawer?”

      “Your what”

    • @sramder@lemmy.world
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      2•11 months ago

      If if you have one knife you really don’t want to mix up with the rest… I’m just saying 😏

      • @bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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        2•11 months ago

        Perhaps the poop knife…

        • @sramder@lemmy.world
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          1•11 months ago

          I keep seeing laundry equipment in peoples kitchens so nothing is really off the table ;-)

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