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@Wilshire@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

Putin’s adviser says U.S. is using brainwashing to make gay Ukrainian super-soldiers

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Putin’s adviser says U.S. is using brainwashing to make gay Ukrainian super-soldiers

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@Wilshire@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago
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The Ukraine's Armed Forces will become "zombified and unified through gay sex, along with cult members ready to sacrifice themselves," he said...
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  • @ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Oh please… We stopped researching that technology in the 40s. We never perfected it enough to make super soldiers.

    • @bloopernova@programming.dev
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      113•2 years ago

      Just fabulous soldiers.

      • @Wilshire@lemmy.worldOP
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        23•2 years ago

        You beat me by 10 seconds.

      • @mack7400@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        Thuper tholdiers

    • @Wilshire@lemmy.worldOP
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      1•2 years ago

      deleted by creator

  • @GreenMario@lemm.ee
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    121•2 years ago

    Putin thinks about gays more than Gay people do. 🤔

    • AlwaysNowNeverNotMe
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      36•2 years ago

      Putin is big gay for his violinist.

      • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        15•2 years ago

        Sounds like an exceedingly veiled masturbation reference tbh 😂

        • AlwaysNowNeverNotMe
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          Frankly I didn’t know if there was an h in cellist. But I’m going for it.

          https://www.theguardian.com/news/2016/apr/03/sergei-roldugin-the-cellist-who-holds-the-key-to-tracing-putins-hidden-fortune

    • @gamer@lemm.ee
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      8•2 years ago

      It is his kryptonite. Getting his ass kicked by gay super soldiers would be poetic.

    • XbSuper
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      6•2 years ago

      Probably projecting.

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3oqU_ocul4

  • @niktemadur@lemmy.world
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    76•2 years ago

    Translation into “plainspeak”, filtering out all the deflection and projection:

    We have an incompetent alcoholic military, with a toxic environment of forceful sodomy among our own troops abusing each other as well as others.

    Yep… that pretty much covers it completely.

  • @thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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    66•2 years ago

    Jokes on them, that is fuckin

    FABULOUS

  • rigatti
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    64•2 years ago

    How can I get some of that brainwashing for myself? That sounds awesome.

    • Kbin_space_program
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      Except it was the Athenians who were misogynistically homosexual, and apparently also ageist as well.

      As far as I understand it, we guess at this because the Spartans didn’t write much but the Athenians wrote a lot, including making fun of them for things like: not being Saudi Arabia/Iran towards women and such other outrageous concepts like respecting your elders.

      Also Thebes had a lot of reason to hate Sparta. Among them was that those 300 famous Spartans were accompanied by several thousands of Thebians who were put in largely sacrificial positions to better save Spartan lives.

      • FuglyDuck
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        23•2 years ago

        To be fair, Sparta’s “reputation” came mostly from having a remarkable propaganda machine. They were a bunch of paper tigers.

        I wouldn’t really take anything they put out about their rival as more than that.

      • gullible
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        12•2 years ago

        Looks like you replied on the wrong comment.

    • FuglyDuck
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      9•2 years ago

      Pornhub.

  • Rozaŭtuno
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    58•2 years ago

    boykisser indoctrination meme

    • @Bread@sh.itjust.works
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      18•2 years ago

      I have to know, what inspired this presumably premade art? Is this normally a problem Bi Goth Girls have? I believe this has great meme potential.

      • @SatyrSack@lemmy.one
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        I’m not sure where that part in particular comes from, but this seems to be a combination of these two

        https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/937/070/6f2.png

        https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/548/164/723.gif

      • @SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net
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        8•2 years ago

        Same! I’m interested in the backstory

      • @PhatInferno@midwest.social
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        7•2 years ago

        @ yoloswagstudios is the artist, idk if this is edited or not tho lmao, lots of great masterpieces!

  • Zellith
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    But the US thinks gays are too precious to risk in combat!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aotlEpmAFVQ

    • PugJesus
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      “How many soldiers’ lives are worth the life of one homosexual?”

      “Seven.”

    • @Wilshire@lemmy.worldOP
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      17•2 years ago

      “God bless America, and her gays”

    • @SaakoPaahtaa@lemmy.world
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      7•2 years ago

      I will never not watch this video when I come across it. Precious, precious video

    • darcy
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      6•2 years ago

      piped bot where

  • @SCB@lemmy.world
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    51•2 years ago

    Gay Ukrainian Super Soldiers

    Why the fuck are people against the “woke” military if we can make gay super soldiers??

    • @cxx@lemmy.world
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      18•2 years ago

      Probably afraid those super soldiers will also be super attractive and make them have impure thoughts.

  • @LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
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    51•2 years ago

    I don’t see an issue with gay super soldiers.

    • @FaeDrifter@midwest.social
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      28•2 years ago

      The real question is has Putin given up on trying to call them Nazis, or are we supposed to believe Ukrainians are super gay Nazi soldiers now.

      • TheHarpyEagle
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        23•2 years ago

        And Jewish, of course. They’ve got all the best space lasers, totally unfair.

      • such_lettuce7970
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        https://youtu.be/_kGtIJxAH3A

  • @Mandy@sh.itjust.works
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    deleted by creator

    • @LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
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      13•2 years ago

      Yo same. Muscular women are hot.

  • ArugulaZ
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    Is this propaganda or a comedy routine gone awry?

    • @railsdev@programming.dev
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  • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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    45•2 years ago

    Aha! The standard strategy of making the opponent both very strong, to explain why they are winning and need being fought as being the weaker one at the same time because the gays are obviously inferior.

    Same rethoric the nazis used against the Jews. Strong enough to own all capital and influence the entire world behind the scenes ánd obviously an inferior type of people without spine.

  • @quackers@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    44•2 years ago

    Wtf am i reading. Making them gay isnt even a stab at anyone, its just a weird thing to add.

    • @Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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      58•2 years ago

      You’re not the target audience. They’re trying to stir up the homophobes, for whom “gay” is very much a stab.

      • @lemmylommy@lemmy.world
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        30•2 years ago

        Exactly. For them „gay“ is short for „evil, satanic pedophile“.

        • @Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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          That’s a really shitty acronym on their part.

          • @Im14abeer@midwest.social
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            It must lose something in translation.

        • @mightyfoolish@lemmy.world
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          That’s ESP… wow, the gay soldiers are even more super than I thought.

    • @railsdev@programming.dev
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      • @Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world
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        Yeah it’s really not on brand with their usual message about how gay men are going to cause the fall of western civilization by being all feminine and weak something something cultural marxism…

        I think the toxic masculinity has started feeding on itself like a snake eating it’s own tail.

      • @Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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        Other posters have already mentioned it, but the idea of using homosexuality as means to produce super-soldiers is tried-and-true, and goes way, way back:

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes

        So, even taking Putin’s ridiculous claim at face value, it still just boils down to Russia’s soldiers being inadequate compared to Ukraine’s.

      • @LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
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        Now I’m motivated to work out…

    • @eran_morad@lemmy.world
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      Propaganda aimed at the russian people and far-right dumbfucks throughout Europe and the USA.

    • @awwwyissss@lemm.ee
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      Putin needs to create an enemy to tell the Russian people he’s protecting them from.

  • @Frittiert@feddit.de
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    43•2 years ago

    unified through gay sex

    Doesn’t sound that bad actually

    • @SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net
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      Basically Spartans (based on my slightly more than cursory reading of their history)

    • @afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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      I imagine it would be a pain in the bum for the one super soldier who the gay serum didn’t work on.

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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    43•2 years ago

    I bet that advisor was rock hard while describing the gay orgies

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