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alphacyberranger to Technology@lemmy.mlEnglish • 9 months ago

BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)

www.bmwblog.com

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BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)

www.bmwblog.com

alphacyberranger to Technology@lemmy.mlEnglish • 9 months ago
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Adaptive M Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription in Some Markets
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BMW's Adaptive M Suspension subscription has ignited controversy. Are you paying extra for features already in your car? Find out more.

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/23949437

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  • alphacyberrangerOP
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    59•9 months ago

    Can’t wait to torrent my car

    • @RangerJosie@sffa.community
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      12•9 months ago

      Jailbreak it and sideload some WADs.

      • @BearOfaTime@lemm.ee
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        4•9 months ago

        You joke, but I have no doubt this will be child’s play for the egg heads on the racing scene.

    • @BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee
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      5•9 months ago

      You wouldn’t…

  • Scrubbles
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    34•9 months ago

    I can’t wait until we see people flashing firmwares on BMWs. Although I wish people weren’t giving them money in the first place

    • @golli@lemm.ee
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      The issue is that I bet modifying the firmware will have consequences on insurance and liability in case of an accident. Regardless of whether or not one is at fault or not, and that it didn’t have any effect

      • Scrubbles
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        14•9 months ago

        we can’t track if you accelerate too quickly away from red lights anymore, so we will be unable to insure you.

        • Pistcow
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          12•9 months ago

          The answer is they are. Its a BMW.

    • @Blizzard@lemmy.zip
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      14•9 months ago

      BMW Re-Vanced

      • Annoyed_🦀 A
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        10•9 months ago

        PipedMW

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      deleted by creator

    • @PenguinMage@lemmy.world
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      5•9 months ago

      If they do that will their blinkers work?

      /s sorry that joke lives in my brain

  • @DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com
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    24•9 months ago

    I’m starting to really hate this timeline. Might be time to pick another door.

    • fuzzy_feeling
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      9•9 months ago

      you guys can pick doors?

      • @DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com
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        15•9 months ago

        I paid a subscription fee for the option

  • @RangerJosie@sffa.community
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    19•9 months ago

    Absolutely not. Immediately trade that shit in. Uh uh. No. Fuck off. Keep fucking off. Fuck off some more. Fuck off until you’ve circumnavigated the globe then fuck off again.

    Not just not but hell no.

  • @Werbert@lemmy.world
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    10•9 months ago

    Bavarian Motor Wankers

  • @RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world
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    7•9 months ago

    As someone who owned a 1993, a 2000, and a 2008 BMW in succession, I cannot believe anyone would buy the pieces of crap they have turned into.

    I stopped buying them when they started piping in fake engine noise into the cabin and dropped all pretense that the cars would last beyond the lease period (I don’t buy new cars).

    It looks like they have gotten much worse.

  • @BearOfaTime@lemm.ee
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    6•9 months ago

    🖕BMW

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