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Posadas [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish • 9 months ago

If she was smart, she'd of pivoted to the puppy girl market

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If she was smart, she'd of pivoted to the puppy girl market

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Posadas [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish • 9 months ago
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https://fxtwitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1832239274646761798

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  • miz [any, any]
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    52•9 months ago

    human grade

    this is the only thing that I need to hear about stuff that goes into my body. chalk paste? cartilage trimmings? yes! as long as it’s human grade, I’ll eat it!

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      51•9 months ago

      • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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        32•9 months ago

        lol, solid ass bit.

        I went to school for like ag and food shit, so I learned the grading system. the real terms are more dystopian, because of course the the optics of anything that doesn’t look amazing would be bad for industry.

        so, I invite you all to see the beef quality grades in the US from highest to lowest:

        • prime
        • choice
        • select
        • (if you’re at a grocery store and you’re buying beef as an ingredient to take home and prepare food, it is one of the ones above this line… below this point is entering the Dark Territory)
        • standard
        • commercial
        • utility
        • cutter
        • canner
        • LeninsBeard [he/him]
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          39•9 months ago

          Commercial

          Below Standard

          what-the-hell

          • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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            35•9 months ago

            It reminds me of that King of the Hill joke

            Luanne: What’s a “food product”?

            Peggy: Well, it’s something you can eat that’s like food

          • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]
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            21•9 months ago

            “So anon, why are you vegan again?”

      • Homer_Simpson [they/them]
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        5•9 months ago

        mmmmm

    • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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      29•9 months ago

      Phó is largely cartilage and offal and it may be the most delicious soup in the world.

      • @fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        20•9 months ago

        I order my pho with extra tendon. Shit’s delicious.

      • REgon [they/them]
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        13•9 months ago

        I love cartilage and offal. Never really understood the brainworms people have that makes some part of an animal less gross to eat than other parts. It’s all just taste and texture.
        I only eat meat as a rare treat these days, but when I do I’ll often use heart or liver or something.

        • GaveUp [she/her]
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          12•9 months ago

          It’s classism and racism

          Poor and non white people eat those undesirable parts

          • REgon [they/them]
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            12•9 months ago

            Yeah it sucks. I just don’t understand why otherwise normal people still have those brainworms. Like I have a lot of leftist friends that will happily eat a steak, but be weird about the other stuff.

            • GaveUp [she/her]
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              8•9 months ago

              Left economic politics are not necessarily mutually exclusive with racism

              Much easier to have beliefs that benefit you than beliefs that don’t

        • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]
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          For me it’s the texture, gives me the heebie-jeebies (not talking about other parts like offal, just meat-related hard, crunchy, slimy textures etc)

      • miz [any, any]
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        11•9 months ago

        TIL, the phó places here usually have brisket, beef balls, tendon and tripe (which I guess is offal). haven’t really seen cartilage

  • GaveUp [she/her]
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    Somebody make dog food with estrogen in it for the puppygirls

  • Chimbus [none/use name]
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    Removed by mod

    • Breath_Of_The_Snake [they/them, comrade/them]
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      27•9 months ago

      And famously obeyed.

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]
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    32•9 months ago

    We are losing a culture war to this.

    shoulder-grab

    • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]
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      22•9 months ago

      Wait we’re supposed to be actively fighting them? I just tell everyone who brings up culture war nonsense that it’s all a ploy by the ruling class to distract working people from their exploitation.

  • Abracadaniel [he/him]
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    30•9 months ago

    I do this with my dog but because I’m not a freak we just share human food while I cook. fruit & veggie trimmings, meat scraps, etc. no product required.

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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      10•9 months ago

      I’d be cleaning off my carrots with a peeler and instead of throwing them in the trash if just have my dog come over and have him gobble up all the trimmings. He was an absolute veggie fiend

      • Des [she/her, they/them]
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        8•9 months ago

        our absolutely goes crazy for red bell peppers! also likes food with spicy sauce on it but we don’t let her have that deliberately

        dogs do have some varied palates

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    deleted by creator

    • bruhbeans
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      15•9 months ago

      The rumor is she and Donnie are fucking, so now imagine french-kissing someone and tasting dog food

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  • hotspur
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    27•9 months ago

    Someone should send this to Will, because he was wondering on todays ep if loomer did any product grifts… I’d say, yes, yes she does.

  • Vernon_Tennessee [null/void, he/him]
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    26•9 months ago

  • buh [she/her, any]
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    25•9 months ago

    Loomer UNLEASHED

  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]
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    25•9 months ago

    Ok Loomer

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      deleted by creator

  • autism_2 [any, it/its]
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    23•9 months ago

    bugs 🚫

    dog food ✅

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    22•9 months ago

    https://archive.is/oGXiZ

    Oof, they only advertise on Rumble and they feature an endorsement from Russel “Paedophile rapist” Brand at the Republican National Convention. Why do we need anti-woke dog food for humans?

    • Guamer [she/her]
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      14•9 months ago

      I was okay with large brand dog foods…til’ they started having mixed dog couples in their commercials >:(

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        10•9 months ago

        I screamed at a Petco employee because none of the dogs on the bags had nipples anymore. I fucking screamed.

    • MayoPete [he/him, comrade/them]
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      13•9 months ago

      Capitalism

  • Angel [any]
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    22•9 months ago

    nutrient D E N S E

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    22•9 months ago

  • AndJusticeForAll [none/use name]
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    17•9 months ago

    Do NOT feed your dogs any regular food you make. It MUST come directly out of a bag or can.

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