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Ready! Player 31M to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 9 months ago

Witnessed a miracle

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Witnessed a miracle

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Ready! Player 31M to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 9 months ago
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  • Sippy Cup
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    77•9 months ago

    That is an emergency I’d be glad she called so urgently

    • Ton the Supermassive
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      20•9 months ago

      Absolutely this is our version of Jesus on toast!

      • @Dave@lemmy.nz
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        19•9 months ago

        Something something his noodley appendage?

        • @kambusha@sh.itjust.works
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          10•9 months ago

          May your day be filled with meatballs & parmesan cheese, amen.

          • I'll be on ShareMySims@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            3•9 months ago

            This thread has made me hungry, I’m glad I have dinner in the oven (it’s rice, not to worry! 😂)

  • The Giant Korean
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    69•9 months ago

    You have truly been blessed.

  • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    a visitation by the FSM is truly a blessing

    • @CDenno@lemmy.world
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      3•9 months ago

      She has been selected. She is The One.

      • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        1•9 months ago

        She is nobody’s bitch.

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    26•9 months ago

    My wife does this, scaring the crap out of me every time. We’ll be driving or something and she’ll yell “oh my God!” and I’ll slam on the brakes and be like “What! What is it?”, and she’s like “I just saw a Chihuahua in a top hat!”.

    • @Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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      6•9 months ago

      I just saw a Chihuahua in a top hat!

      Did she get pics? That sounds adorable.

  • @Mango@lemmy.world
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    23•9 months ago

    Your wife might be a dude like us.

    • @OpenStars@discuss.online
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      15•9 months ago

      img

    • @nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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      3•9 months ago

      Especially if she’s “cooking” spaghetti-Os for dinner.

  • @intensely_human@lemm.ee
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    4•9 months ago

    Bring the rhythm with your hand. Save me — I’m together with your plan.

    • Ben Hur Horse Race
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      2•9 months ago

      wow

  • @bcgm3@lemmy.world
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    4•9 months ago

    This means something. This is important.

  • @thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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    3•9 months ago

    works in mysterious ways…

  • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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    3•9 months ago

    Careful it might bite

  • JohnWorks
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    2•9 months ago

    :)

  • @electric_nan@lemmy.ml
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    1•9 months ago

    That’s a lot of spaghetti-o’s

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