• Boozilla
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    257 minutes ago

    DM: I’m sorry there’s really no good place to hide in here.

    Rogue: You know how good my stealth is. At least let me roll.

    DM: sighs Fine. But to make it all the way across the brightly illuminated room unseen, you we will need to roll 4 times, OK?

    Rogue:

    • Nat 20
    • Nat 20
    • Nat 20
    • Nat 20

    DM: Yeah, I’m going to need to see that d20.

  • @limelight79@lemm.ee
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    34 hours ago

    One of our tuxedoes only has white under his chin and on his stomach, so he can do a pretty good imitation void… Especially in a dark hallway, he’s excellent at picking the least visible spot to lounge.

  • MudMan
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    1311 hours ago

    I once was travelling abroad as a student, staying at a family’s place as an exchange student.

    Their cat was… well, this comic. I once sat on it. It was a very weird, creepy feeling, I could feel his little bones on my ass while my brain tried to figure out what the ball of fuzz, claws and rage was under there.

    The cat ran out the back door and nobody saw it for like three days. It was, needless to say, a very awkward stay after that.