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The Picard ManeuverM to memes@lemmy.world • 6 months ago

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  • @AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social
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    68•6 months ago

    “bezos can’t die until he earns his current net worth at minimum wage. And he has to live on what he earns.”

    • @Maalus@lemmy.world
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      9•6 months ago

      If he cannot die then it’s not really a challenge now isn’t it?

      • @trolske@feddit.org
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        6 months ago

        Being unable to die even if your health declines and you cannot afford healthcare sounds like proper torture to me. Sounds almost a bit like Prometheus.

        • @GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
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          5•6 months ago

          Only If it includes him losing all that current wealth as well.

          • skulblaka
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            13•6 months ago

            Nah, if he actually builds it back up to that level, he can have it. He earned it that time.

            I just want him to earn it even once.

  • @earphone843@sh.itjust.works
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    46•6 months ago

    Genies are slaves, so that would probably be a step up.

    • @Damage@feddit.it
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      7•6 months ago

      That’s what I learned from Disney documentaries

  • @Boddhisatva@lemmy.world
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    28•6 months ago

    *POOF* He’s now your manager for the next 40 years at a restaurant where you work for $1.79/hour plus tips.

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky
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    10•6 months ago

    $9 an hour? Well, aren’t you fancy! I’d say somewhere around $4 in a job where if there are tips, then the CEO gets everything because they think they work so much harder than everyone else.

  • Lasherz
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    9•6 months ago

    Jafar would definitely charge a lot of overtime.

  • @tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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    7•6 months ago

    But the twist is that he enjoys the work.

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