cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/22433346
Pope Francis seemingly put his own spin on telling women to ‘smile more,’ urging nuns to abandon “vinegar faces,” and stop speaking with the devil.
The Pope, 88, emphasized the importance of friendliness and love in embodying the virtues of the Catholic Church as he spoke to a group of Dominican sisters visiting the Vatican Sunday, The Times reported.
“Sometimes in my life, I have met nuns with a vinegar face, and that’s not friendly,” the Pope remarked. “That’s not something that helps to attract people. Vinegar is nasty, and nuns with a vinegar face—let’s not even talk about it.”
The Pope also urged the nuns to follow Jesus’ example of speaking to everyone—except the Devil. “No dialogue with the Devil, understood?” he stressed, warning against allowing jealousy and other human frailties to provide entry points for evil.
Among human frailties, the Pope addressed gossip as a substantial hurdle for women.
“Please, distance yourself from gossip,” he urged. “To ask this of a woman is heroic but, come on, let’s move forward and no gossip.” He called on the sisters to instead be “heralds of affability.”
Bossman literally telling employees to “smile more.”
To be fair, he’s always smiling and his predecessor had to be the world’s least photogenic Pope, so it’s probably something that he’s focused on doing himself.
“You’re never allowed to have an orgasm. Also you aren’t allowed to be grumpy.”
Nah dawg you gotta pick one.
The picked the 2nd one.
Lots of rounded crosses in the convent.Two nuns were riding bicycles through the old town on their way back to the convent. The one in front led them down a cobblestone road. The one in back said “I’ve never come this way before!”
Vinegar is nasty
I like salt and vinegar potato chips.
You should’ve changed this to the Pope
FTFY
Salad dressing? Pickled jalapeños? Kim chee?
Pope is way off base.
i like vinegar strokes
Tell your bf
These nasty nuns with their vinegar strokes
He truly is channeling his inner Father Jack Hackett, isn’t he. (Relevant part is 30 seconds in, but watch the whole thing because Father Ted was an amazing show.)
NUN! AAAH!
Surely the zen of perpetual “resting bitch face” towards men is one of the selling points of being a nun?
What did sorbo say again…?
Has he said anything important since 1999 on scripted television?
Good people of earth: there is no god.
Gotta rip that band aid off now, otherwise you become a shitty person. It even happened to the pope.as seen here.
The copy/pasted article is missing the final paragraph, which I found delightful:
“In a lighter moment, Francis commented on the lack of young novices in the group, expressing concern about the dwindling numbers of women joining religious life.”
Gosh. Wonder why that is?
What if they are Autistic or have some other reason they struggle to smile?
Hahahahahahahaha
Sorry not laughing at what you’re actually saying just the idea they would care
Stop your devil worship
oh no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
