How have I not seen this cringe yet?

  • MF_COOM [he/him]
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    435 months ago

    Lmao that’s so awesome what a dumbfuck hey did you ever think what if plants were sentient then you’d be the bad one didn’t think of that checkmate vegans smuglord

  • qcop [they/them]
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    395 months ago

    Neil: “Listen, listen” proceeds to describe what humans do to sentient beings literally fucking right now as somehow a gotcha to vegans

    The guy is like a lib saying socialism is bad and then proceeding to describe capitalism as examples of said things lmao.

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    5 months ago

    This is possibly the dumbest “own” to vegans I’ve ever seen.

    “WHAT IF SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM REALITY HAPPENED, I BET YOU’D BE PRETTY OWNED”

    Come on, man

    • sewer_rat_420 [he/him, any]
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      275 months ago

      Except even in this reality it still makes no sense.

      The animals we raise are being fed plants that we grow, so eating animals is just accelerated plant genocide.

      But more importantly, I think the aliens that are smart enough to make it to this planet will understand that our planet works differently in how energy flows through our ecosystem. I don’t think the sentient plants that developed space travel capabilities are going to scratch their heads at what an animal is.

  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
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    285 months ago

    This is just a nerd version of people trotting out the “Well look at this study that shows plants send chemical signals when they’re in distress, this is the same as dunking chickens in vats of boiling oil.”

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    235 months ago

    michael-laugh

    “Imagine this sentient race, they’d be aghast at the idea of eating things very similar to them!” young-sheldon

    Apparently not if they’re like you, Neil duMasse-Tyson

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    5 months ago

    What if aliens from the sentient air planet come to earth and see us breathing

    What if aliens from the chair planet see us sitting on chairs

    What if poop aliens come and see that we flush poop down our toilets

  • @ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    205 months ago

    “What if there were mushroom people from the mushroom planet”

    “They’d be so fucking mad at you for eating shiitake”

    “That’s their bro, dude”

    “Hand me the brain of that non conceptual pig that demonstrated the ability to do numerical discrimination before i murdered it for food. Yummerz”

    • roux [he/him, they/them]
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      55 months ago

      He also tweets yearly about the earth arbitrarily going around the sun when everyone is blasting NYE posts. It’s fucking weird.

  • Abracadaniel [he/him]
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    175 months ago

    Yeah he’s just an science communicator with an astronomy background. I don’t think he’s ever come across as a particularly skilled debater or deep thinker.

  • Ishmael [he/him]
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    155 months ago

    This the kind of thing you expect your older brother to say after he hits the bong