• Hmmm … Thought it was agreed to not to say the quiet part out loud eh?

      No one likes being insulted ESPECIALLY when it’s true.

      This is why we praise them and spin every statement in a positive light.

      • @hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        32 months ago

        This is why we praise them and spin every statement in a positive light

        “I admire your creativity, but no we do not currently allow emojis in usernames”

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          Just got back from talking with our team. The senior coder in charge of emojis in usernames is currently upgrading the windmills in the uk, having been able to enhance efficiency by 0.001%. Wow! Thats 14 Mega tons of CO2 removed from the atmosphere every year!

          Will take the weekend to get commercial Fusion energy rolled out and right after that will address your issue. Which i’m sure many other users will be thankful you brought to our attention. And luckily had the right man for the job on staff. He’s amazing, capable, enthusiastic, and eager to help.

    • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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      You work at Unit 731? I did, for a while, but the employee break lounge was always out of coffee. Not that I drink coffee, but I still thought that was disrespectful to the torture staff.

      It’s called dark humor, leave me alone.

  • @EABOD25@lemm.ee
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    I too oppose animals testing computers. They have no clue what they’re doing

  • @bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world
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    But is the software written by developers with access to the outside and daylight? Even if they prefer to shun it and choose blackout curtains.