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@Dav09@mander.xyz to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish • 3 months ago

Twice as good

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Twice as good

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@Dav09@mander.xyz to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish • 3 months ago
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  • CaptainBlagbird
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    45•3 months ago

    Well but if you solve 50% of your problems, and then another 50% of the rest, you’ll still have some problems left 🙈

    • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠
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      30•3 months ago

      25%, specifically.

      • BougieBirdie
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        25•3 months ago

        Just buy another book then, you’ll have only 12.5% of your problems left.

        Hmmm, this is going to take forever…

        • @flughoernchen@feddit.org
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          3 months ago

          Better buy all the books and then not start reading even the first one ever.

          • DominusOfMegadeus
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            7•3 months ago

            No, I will absolutely read the first 2 or 3 pages before I quit.

            OK, maybe just the first page.

        • @ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          7•3 months ago

          Nah you’ll quickly be close enough to functionally have 0 problems.

        • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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          6•3 months ago

          Pretty soon most of your problems will be related to buying and storing books.

      • CaptainBlagbird
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        3•3 months ago

        Of the original 100%, yes.

    • @towerful@programming.dev
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      20•3 months ago

      I saw a book titled “How to solve 50% of your problems”, so I bought ∞

      • @VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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        5•3 months ago

        Well now you moved the problem forward. The new bottleneck is reading all ∞ books

      • @topherclay@lemmy.world
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        2•3 months ago

        Zeno is gonna be really upset that you are reading from their diary.

    • @expatriado@lemmy.world
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      9•3 months ago

      have to read it in parallel, not in series

      • @gumball4933@lemm.ee
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        4•3 months ago

        Race condition: You have solved the same 50% problems twice.

  • @Generous1146@beehaw.org
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    41•3 months ago

    buy two books

    only solves 75% of my problems

    mfw

    • LostXOR
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      15•3 months ago

      Buy ⌈log₂ p⌉ books, where p is the number of problems you have.

      • Trailblazing Braille Taser
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        9•3 months ago

        I think you might have to buy one more book as well? If I had four problems, I’d still be left with one.

        • LostXOR
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          8•3 months ago

          My bad, you’re right, you need ⌈log₂ p⌉ + 1 books.

    • @embed_me@programming.dev
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      6•3 months ago

      “only” “75%”

  • BlackLaZoR
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    8•3 months ago

    Entire book: “Be rich”

    • @uraniumcovid@lemm.ee
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      3•3 months ago

      we are about 30 seconds way from amazon selling books by chapter.

      • BlackLaZoR
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        3•3 months ago

        Chapter 1 How to be rich: Sell this book

        • LostXOR
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          3•3 months ago

          https://i.imgur.com/pfihdoS.png

    • @VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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      1•3 months ago

      Untold part of the book "Don’t be black or a woman or with a disability or…

  • @Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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    4•3 months ago

    [off topic]

    I once found a book that actually improved my life. It’s “Discover What You’re Best At” by Linda Gail.

    I always thought I just hated work, and then I found out that if I have a job I don’t hate I can enjoy life.

    • @Dav09@mander.xyzOP
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      4•3 months ago

      Nice. I’ll buy two of that… just to be sure.

      • @Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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        2•3 months ago

        I’ve brought about half a dozen over the years. I give them away to people who are struggling. It actually helps.

  • @toynbee@lemmy.world
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    2•3 months ago

    Perhaps they should dance on the head of a pin while they read it.

  • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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    2•3 months ago

    But my biggest problem is that I ran out of shelf space!

  • @expatriado@lemmy.world
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    1•3 months ago

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