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Like A Duck to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 2 years ago

Firmware

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Firmware

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  • @juliorapido@discuss.tchncs.de
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    64•2 years ago

    Wtf i’m only realizing this now! Wtf after 30 years!!! Aaarrgggg

    • @HangingFruit@czech-lemmy.eu
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      10•2 years ago

      Even now it took me 30 minutes to figure it out.

      • @juliorapido@discuss.tchncs.de
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        8•2 years ago

        We still love you!

  • @csm10495@sh.itjust.works
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    43•2 years ago

    Is this actually the reason it’s called this? Like dead serious.

    • @Knusper@feddit.de
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      22•2 years ago

      Yep: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firmware#History_and_etymology

    • @cynar@lemmy.world
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      20•2 years ago

      If it’s fake, it’s a decades old prank. I heard it used seriously pre-millennium.

      It fits extremely well. Software changes regularly. Hardware never changes, while firmware is mostly fixed, but can change periodically.

      • meow
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        4•2 years ago

        then where else does firmware come from?

        • @Cmot_Dibbler@lemmy.world
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          17•2 years ago

          Well when a software and a hardware love each other very much…uh you see the SATA cable goes in the… and then there’s pin hole connectors of course… auxiliary input… And then 2 days later the ups man brings you new firmware.

          Okay bud? Alright goodnight.

          • @juliorapido@discuss.tchncs.de
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            8•2 years ago

            Wow i never learned this in Christian school!

        • andrew
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          5•2 years ago

          It gets old on the device since it’s never updated and eventually it starts to ferment. Fermware -> firmware.

        • TimeSquirrel
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          3•2 years ago

          Hardware never changes

          We’ll see what my soldering iron, multimeter, logic analyzer, and oscilloscope have to say about that.

          • @Bananans@sopuli.xyz
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            1•2 years ago

            Theseus’ firmware. After how many changes does a board became a new component.

  • @Micromot@feddit.de
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    19•2 years ago

    That took a bit of time for me too

  • @voodooattack@lemmy.world
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    18•2 years ago

    How am I just hearing about this now?

  • andrew
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    15•2 years ago

    NonNewtonianWare

  • DreamButt
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    13•2 years ago

    I love how everyone both believes this but is so upset that they didn’t realize that they need confirmation

  • Kerrangutan
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    11•2 years ago

    Wait until you learn about wetware.

  • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    10•2 years ago

    To extend on the theme, can we start calling the codebases of platforms that have undergone enshitification “chodeware”?

    • @JohnSmith@feddit.uk
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      3•2 years ago

      Shitware, I’d think.

      • @Hazzia@discuss.tchncs.de
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  • @xpinchx@lemmy.world
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    9•2 years ago

    What’s next… Underware?

    • HubertManne
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      3•2 years ago

      semper ubi sub ubi

    • @Obi@sopuli.xyz
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      2•2 years ago

      Half-chubware

  • @dudinax@programming.dev
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    9•2 years ago

    FIRMware is just SOFTware that’s HARD to INSTALL.

  • @DaudAfandi@lemmy.world
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    9•2 years ago

    Is this true?

    • TWeaK
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      10•2 years ago

      I want to believe…

      Also halfway between a bit and a byte is a nibble.

      • @cynar@lemmy.world
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        7•2 years ago

        I do love scientice’s collective sense of humour. I’d give good odds it was initially suggested down the pub (or similar).

        • TWeaK
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          2•2 years ago

          Science pubs are some of the best pubs.

      • @Mugmoor@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        6•2 years ago

        The fact that Java compiles into Jars always makes me smile.

      • @player_entity_t@programming.dev
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        2•2 years ago

        QBasic came with NIBBLES.BAS, a snake game using text-mode characters as “pixels”. Specifically it faked a 80x50 “pixel” grid using the standard 80x25 text screen where each 8-bit (=1 byte) text character made up two monochrome pixels using ▄ or ▀ or █ or an empty space.

        I assume the name derived from the fact that, in a way, one pixel was “using half a byte”, i. e. a nibble.

  • @astral_avocado@programming.dev
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    4•2 years ago

    Bro

  • @greeen_tomato@feddit.de
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    3•2 years ago

    :O

  • Too Lazy Didn't Name
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    1•2 years ago

    Oof me too

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