If she went to someone’s home for surgery, she was already brain dead.
(Apologies for making light of this tragedy, but dark humor is required to make this world bearable)
during a botched cosmetic surgery at his New York City home
I don’t understand why someone would opt into surgery at a house.
I can only imagine she was offered a low price.
That’s something that bothers me in the UK. Many businesses are ran out of terrace houses. Especially dentists. They can look alright on the inside, but it really gave me the ick when looking for one and only seeing a dingy row of houses on google maps.
I don’t see how the Onion would post that tbh 😅
This is the curse of every nottheonion. The general public (or you might say, regular joes) are incapable of discerning what is oniony and it always turns into Chuck Shepherd’s News Of The Weird. https://shepherdexpress.com/puzzles/news-of-the-weird
not oniony
A botched BUTT implant leading to a BRAIN-dead state isn’t oniony? Yeah, I get the lidocaine caused cardiac arrest which lead to her being brain-dead, but my first reaction was “how do you work on someone’s butt and leave them brain-dead?”
No. It isn’t. Being funny or surprising doesn’t make an article oniony. The Onion isn’t any kind of humour, it’s specifically satire. A nottheonion article is one that appears to be satire, but isn’t. There is no illusory subtext to this article, so it isn’t oniony.
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Hi Dr. Nick!
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Get out of here with those quack diagnosis Dr McStuffins, if you even are a doc.
