• @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    22 months ago

    When this doctor mentions hindsight, he’s not talking about having a better understanding of past events.

    This doctor is a colonoscopy specialist.

    • I’d like to speak with a proctologist.

      Not because there’s anything wrong, I just want to know what makes a highly educated person specialize in sick assholes. Outside of politics, I mean.

  • palordrolap
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    12 months ago

    Reminds me of Tommy Cooper’s joke: “The Invisible Man’s at the door.” “Tell him I can’t see him.”

    Pretty sure that became a doctor joke in many school yard repeats, if not also Christmas crackers and other places whimsical jokes tend to turn up.

  • The RedWheelbarrow
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    12 months ago

    My dad is an ophthalmologist & highly myopic, he can’t see shit just a foot from him without glasses 🤓

  • Novaling
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    02 months ago

    They’re built like if Legos and Miis had a child. Like the face and the hands, but the roundness combine together is just so funny.