Ceres [she/her]

I think the best response to people upset about Pluto is this Tom Cardy song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK0KPuH32mc, which makes a great metaphor of it.

bought darkest dungeon (1) cause it was $3 and its been great, no deaths yet so overconfidence will definitely be my slow and insidious killer

haven’t played any of the games or watched the show unfortunately, but great to hear its good and see friends excited

site down for the eclipse making sure we log off and see the event o7

definitely, since its much more a deckbuilder than a poker game as youre trying to match a score instead of outwit other real players. theres still the different types of hands but those are easy to learn

The Balatro grind continues

when making my account i checked the available planets, and there is an account name for Venus (who is fairly active), Mars (not very active), and Mercury (last post 4 years ago), but none of them have a picture of the planet as profile picture smh.

also ‘obscure’ (but true)

I think my two favorite that have stood the test of time are:

I do self-criticism constantly because I’m trapped in a Maoist cult where comrades (white terrorists) criticize me mercilessly for having a fascist credit card (VISA Silver Signature Rewards)

They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my pizza slaves with a bourgeois app” is “bad vibes”

and also

The dive bar at the end of the universe

also why I frequent healing crystal stores because the good ones have some cool looking or geologically interesting rocks, then it’s 50/50 if it’s a reasonable price or a $200 spray painted quartz crystal lol. although the real shame is when all the rocks are rounded and polished because that gets rid of half the mineralogy

guess we’re in alignment cause same, but we can make it

It should be a stylized version of the Orion Trapezium, which looked like minnesota the first time I saw it:

100% of the time I type ‘big’ it suggests ‘Boobs’ for the next word help