I’m sure they did not need to be told

I love this unironically

Some Lego sets are definitely problematically gendered, but complaints about the bricks themselves are probably rage bait.

Pretty much the same reasoning for me. I’ve never watched Seth’s show either, but I liked him on SNL and have been finding him funny on the Lonely Island podcast recently

• Airplane (1980) - a million jokes a minute, and somehow most of them land
• Austin Power (1997) - To be honest, I like the whole trilogy. The shtick gets old, but I think each one could stank on its own.
• The Birdcage (1996) - I hate the son so much, but Nathan Lane and Robin Williams are great (Hank Azaria too)
• Bridesmaids (2011) - Been awhile since I’ve seen it, but I remember liking it
• I’m Gonne Git You Sucka (1988) - Another one that it’s been a while, but some of it probably doesn’t hold up
• Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
• Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
• Matilda (1996)
• My Cousin Vinny (1992)
• Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
• A New Leaf (1971)
• Office Space (1999)
• School of Rock (2003)
• Serial Mom (1994)
• Smokey and the Bandit (1977) - Jackie Gleason is great in this
• Step Brothers (2008) - Will Ferrell doesn’t always work for me, but he and John C. Reilly we born to play these roles
• What We Do in the Shadows (2014) - I haven’t seen the show, but the movie is great

I gave up thinking of comments for all of them, but here’s my list.

If I had to rank them, this is the order they’d be in

The Simpsons was always my favorite, but also really the only arcade game I ever played more than once.

They’re made out of meat? Then what does the thinking?

When the battery dies it just becomes e-waste — if you could charge and use it at the same time, then it could at least still be useful as a wired mouse for many more years.

I wear a mask because the air is nasty down there

Download everything

nearly 20 years ago

what the fuck

and YES I am GLAMORIZING DOOMERism because I AM NOT a role MODEL and I CAN’t EXPRESS myself in a MORE PRODUCTIVE way

I’ve been on the top option for like the last 10 years

Why is this what we take from China, and not high speed rail (rhetorical)

Removed by mod

“Don’t be on the wrong side of history as a German” challenge (impossible)

you should do hard drugs