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@vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

What is the worst ever pickup line that you actually used IRL?

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What is the worst ever pickup line that you actually used IRL?

@vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world
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    68•2 years ago

    Not a pick up line but- “I don’t think I can do better than you and I know you can’t do better than me, so I guess we should just get married.” She sighed and said “yeah, you’re probably right”.

    • @vis4valentine@lemmy.mlOP
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      47•2 years ago

      I dont wanna shit on you, but the “I cant do better than you” is sweet and I used it with my BF, but the “You can’t do better than me” is many times used by abusive partners as a way to diminish their self-esteem and make sure that they dont leave them, because they really think they cant do better than their current abusive partner.

      I believe you said it with the best intentions, but is something that people does.

      • @ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world
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        20•2 years ago

        Yeah, I hear you but context is important. She’s good and safe, so am I. We have 2 kids together, been together for 20 years, have ducks, a rabbit, share all expenses and income exactly 50/50 and have had each others back through the worst of other people.

        • @Syndic@feddit.de
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          31•2 years ago

          I’m not shitting on you, but “we have ducks” has to be the funniest justification why the relationship isn’t abusive I’ve seen yet.

          • @ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world
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            28•2 years ago

            • @janonymous@lemmy.world
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              15•2 years ago

              Well, you convinced me!

            • @clumsyninza@lemmy.world
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              1•2 years ago

              The second picture looks like it’s generated by AI

              • @ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world
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                1•2 years ago

                It’s the red heat lamp. They gotta be kept warm for a few weeks and it makes our living room look like Kramers apartment.

    • @PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world
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      12•2 years ago

      Did you get together??

      • @ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world
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        30•2 years ago

        Yeah. Been together for like 20 years now.

        • Mewtwo
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          16•2 years ago

          You both sound like a solid 5

          • @ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world
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            10•2 years ago

            Hey now. On a good day and if you squint, I could pass as a 6. Maybe 6.5.

        • @PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world
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          10•2 years ago

          Hell yeah. Nice.

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