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@Garibaldee@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish •
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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola

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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola

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@Garibaldee@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish •
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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola – The Chaser
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"Things were healthier in my day."
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    20•1 year ago

    Given that RFK jr was a heroin addict for decades, I was once again fooled by this and I thought it was real.

    Satire has been dead for years anyway.

    • @TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com
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      18•1 year ago

      the onion actually doesn’t do satire any longer.

      they do prophesy now.

      • keepcarrot [she/her]
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        2•1 year ago

        Official lathe handlers

      • @EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee
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        One can dream…

        I do wish this were prophecy

    • @steeznson@lemmy.world
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      Yeah he was on record last week saying it improved his grades as a student lol

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