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The Picard ManeuverM to memes@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

I'm afraid we've been bamboozled

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I'm afraid we've been bamboozled

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The Picard ManeuverM to memes@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • The Quuuuuill
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    81•1 year ago

    these MFs convey weight in whatever the fuck “stone” is. don’t let them shame you for not using liters

    • @Hawke@lemmy.world
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      31•1 year ago

      It’s 14 lb. Definitely a contender for the dumbest unit in common use.

      • @nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        16•1 year ago

        Should just be called a fortpound

      • @MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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        2•1 year ago

        The point is at the wrong place. And how much is this lb in litres?

        • Nfamwap
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          4•1 year ago

          0.454 l

          • @MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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            0•1 year ago

            Thaanks!

    • @kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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      17•1 year ago

      They’ll also list height in meters and centimeters, but list driving distance in miles.

      • Nfamwap
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        4•1 year ago

        Nah, height is feet and inches

        • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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          4•1 year ago

          Depends which part of the country you live in

      • @ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        Rough people height generally feet (“a 5ft lass”, “he’s gotta be 7ft!”), actual height in m or cm. Except above a certain height and then well it’s a 15ft drop or a 3000ft munro

      • @Mr_Blott@feddit.uk
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        1•1 year ago

        They’re metres and centimetres, but your point is still moot due to our prescribed 3000ft Munros

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      • The Quuuuuill
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        3•1 year ago

        in this context i actively refuse to respect British spelling

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          deleted by creator

          • @Overshoot2648@lemm.ee
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            1•1 year ago

            And this is English. Do you write an exchequer or a check?

            • @ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
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              9•1 year ago

              Yeah sorry it’s a cheque

              • @Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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                2•1 year ago

                *Czech.

                • The Ramen Dutchman
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                  1•1 year ago

                  Czechmate

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              deleted by creator

        • @ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          Whenever I see meter and liter spelled the English way I pronounce it Frenchly in my head with a gargled R.

          • The Quuuuuill
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            2•1 year ago

            “lee-tray”

    • @thehatfox@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      Stone is only real used for body weights now, and mostly be older people. I see metric weights used a lot more in medicine and by younger folk now.

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