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Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 6 months ago

Anon hates smartphones

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Anon hates smartphones

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Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 6 months ago

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@uis@lemm.ee
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3•6 months ago
Ehh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.
- @MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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  21•6 months ago
  
  anal-locked
  
  new kind of biometrics?
  - @UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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    12•6 months ago
    Insert authentication dildo to continue.
  - @uis@lemm.ee
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    4•6 months ago
    Or anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.
    - @Comment105@lemm.ee
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      4•6 months ago
      Is this how Russians call the iPhone gay?

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