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@AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago

Anon wipes his ass

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Anon wipes his ass

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@AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago
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    174•5 months ago

    Protip: You wipe after you completely finish shitting, not the entire time you’re shitting.

    • @EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
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      64•5 months ago

      I get all my wipes out at the beginning of the month, that way I don’t have to waste time later on

      • @prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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        12•5 months ago

        Smart

        • @HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works
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          4•5 months ago

          The first week, friends still hang out.

          The last 3 weeks Pepé le Pew is their only buddy.

    • @Rafael@sh.itjust.works
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      26•5 months ago

      Thanks for the shitty tip!

      • @Maalus@lemmy.world
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        18•5 months ago

        A shitty tip is when your partner didn’t wipe before anal

        • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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          17•5 months ago

          As a gay bottom (gottom™), your partner should be doing more than wiping before anal

          • @Maalus@lemmy.world
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            9•5 months ago

            Yes I know. It just doesn’t really work with the joke when you explain that they need to also use a nozzle / douche to clean out from the inside.

    • @Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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      4•5 months ago

      Basic maintenance. Trim your asshole and put some lotion up there.

      Spread your cheeks when you shit and if its bad really get up in there the first couple swipes. Also eat more fiber

    • Echo Dot
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      2•5 months ago

      Speak for yourself. Some of us can poop in parallel.

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