A reactionary, capitalist, consumerist nightmare of a holiday for treat chasing kkkrackkers!

Under Communism we will re-edit “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” to end with the Grinch shoving that sled over the cliff before a crowd of crying Whos, and the Grinch will be declared a Hero of the People’s Republic!

We will replace Christmas with Halloween 2, the superior proletariat Holiday to the decadent bourgeois Christmas!

…sorry I work retail and this week has been utter hell. Fuck Christmas!

  • Fox [he/him]
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    113 months ago

    Critical support to comrade Oliver Cromwell for banning Christmas and the monarchy

    (I cringed even ironically typing this)