@AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 5 months agoAnon wipes his asslemm.eeimagemessage-square169fedilinkarrow-up1535arrow-down120
arrow-up1515arrow-down1imageAnon wipes his asslemm.ee@AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 5 months agomessage-square169fedilink
minus-square@tibi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink23•5 months agoObviously, a bidet is the best way to have a clean butt, but baby wipes are a good compromise when in public bathrooms, they clean much better than dry toilet paper. Or wash on the side of the bathtub.
minus-square@pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.onlinelinkfedilink27•5 months agoDon’t flush them no matter what the packaging says, though.
minus-square@Worx@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglish15•5 months agoHow fucking strong is your toilet that you could flush an entire bidet down it?
minus-square@pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.onlinelinkfedilink3•5 months agoThey aren’t. That’s why you shouldn’t flush one!
minus-square@Cort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•5 months agoAmericans don’t get much fiber so the toilets have to be severely overbuilt.
minus-square@locahosr443@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink7•5 months agoThis is true, my American uncle once flushed an F150 to save on towing costs after one of the con rods made a window in the block
minus-square@Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish2•5 months agoI am adding “made a window in the block” to my lexicon. Thank you.
Obviously, a bidet is the best way to have a clean butt, but baby wipes are a good compromise when in public bathrooms, they clean much better than dry toilet paper. Or wash on the side of the bathtub.
Don’t flush them no matter what the packaging says, though.
How fucking strong is your toilet that you could flush an entire bidet down it?
They aren’t. That’s why you shouldn’t flush one!
Americans don’t get much fiber so the toilets have to be severely overbuilt.
This is true, my American uncle once flushed an F150 to save on towing costs after one of the con rods made a window in the block
I am adding “made a window in the block” to my lexicon. Thank you.