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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago

Anon sees happy people

sh.itjust.works

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Anon sees happy people

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago
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  • LostXOR
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    138•5 months ago

    > Sees happy people
    > Immediate reaction is wanting to kill them

    “Why am I always alone? :(”

    • @festnt@sh.itjust.works
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      25•5 months ago

      btw you can put two spaces after a line for it to actually skip to the next one

      like
      this

      (there are two spaces after the word “like”)
      (if you need any more information to understand this thing please ask, i’ll be happy to help :D)

      • Mr. Satan
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        8•5 months ago

        Just google markdown if you haven’t

        • @BlackRoseAmongThorns@slrpnk.net
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          3•5 months ago

          Thanks, satan

          • Mr. Satan
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            My app bugged out a bit.

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      • LostXOR
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        1•5 months ago

        They already appeared as multiple lines on my client, but I’ve added two spaces, thanks.

        • @festnt@sh.itjust.works
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          2•5 months ago

          thats weird, for me it didnt. you’re welcome though!

    • @ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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      3•5 months ago

      Normalized jealousy.

    • @someacnt@sh.itjust.works
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      3•5 months ago

      This is not the only reason a person is alone, right? I am also alone, but I don’t think I want to kill others for that

      • @yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de
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        2•5 months ago

        No, everyone who is alone is so because they want to commit murder.

        Source: am alone

        • @Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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          5•5 months ago

          Remember: boardrooms, not classrooms.

    • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      3•5 months ago

      Anon just needs to find himself someone as miserable as him, problem solved!

    • @pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      -2•5 months ago

      Decent human beings, when confronted with the stark contrast between other people’s happiness and our own pathetic misery, feel suicidal, not homicidal

      • @intensely_human@lemm.ee
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        1•4 months ago

        Unless the listen to Jordan Peterson at which point they feel inspired to grow, as a result of realizing meaning comes from having a direction in life.

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