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@LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 1 year ago

Switching teams in middle of a match!?

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Switching teams in middle of a match!?

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@LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • Clay_pidgin
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    1 year ago

    Everyone’s sex partners die afterwards, it just takes a while usually!

    • Dr. Wesker
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      31•1 year ago

      Some prefer them to be dead beforehand.

      • Clay_pidgin
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        22•1 year ago

        That’s cold, man.

        • @Droechai@lemm.ee
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          18•1 year ago

          Not if you heat them up from storage, you can actually have any temp you desire by using a meat thermometer

          • Clay_pidgin
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            8•1 year ago

            Sous-vide GF?

          • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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            Baby don’t cryyyy

    • The Octonaut
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      You said this so confidently but just to ruin your day: not everyone’s sex partners die afterwards.

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